Archive for the Special Guest Author Category

August 25, 2011 / Special Guest Author

TTYL, FB by Nerdy Indian Pimp

TTYL, FB by Nerdy Indian Pimp

A young Indian's desperate attempt to rid himself of his biggest, most debilitating addiction: Facebook. Fade in. I've had Facebook since 2004, the year it came out. I've had it since before

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July 31, 2011 / Special Guest Author

Ramadan Comics

Ramadan Comics

So it’s that special time of year again where I can’t do fucken anything because all my Muslim friends can’t come out for a month. I don’t understand why I’m the bear but they all go into hi

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May 27, 2011 / Special Guest Author

Top 10 Ways How to NOT Get a Guy By Billal

Top 10 Ways How to NOT Get a Guy By Billal

The following are suggestions on how to look creepy and weird in front of a guy. Also I fully acknowledge that if you’re a person who regularly reads this blog you probably don’t need any tips.

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May 3, 2011 / Special Guest Author

The Price of Blissful Hope by Brown Girl Daily

The Price of Blissful Hope by Brown Girl Daily

If it's desperate, expensive, embarrassing, I've done some version of it to get married... and I have spent a pretty penny on some pretty impressive karmically promising beliefs in the vain hope that

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April 18, 2011 / Special Guest Author

Crafting The Dream Guy By BrownGirlDaily

Crafting The Dream Guy By BrownGirlDaily

Here's how it typically works: 1) I’m an idealist, who still believes love can be found in your 30s. Or later… 2) I want to believe in the best of people and give the benefit of the doubt. N

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March 14, 2011 / Special Guest Author

Buffet Daters and Top 5 Ways to Spot One by Brown Girl Daily

Buffet Daters and Top 5 Ways to Spot One by Brown Girl Daily

Have we met online? I’m the short, spunky, advertising executive from Manhattan, who loves adrenaline rushed days, Morrissey filled nights, and bookstore trolls on the weekends. Or, I’m

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February 16, 2011 / Special Guest Author

To be or Not to Be…Honest? By Brown Girl Daily

To be or Not to Be…Honest? By Brown Girl Daily

If there is one common thread to all the emails I get from readers, it's the question "why do guys lie?” People wondering if a guy lies, why did he waste my time, if there's a way for women to see t

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February 7, 2011 / Special Guest Author

VAGINA! (Now that I have your attention) Not Another Desi Post By Zana

Being a South Asian and an avid social media junky often leads me to discovery of new blogs, websites, forum, etc. Often times I find wonderful sites with even greater people sharing profound insight

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January 12, 2011 / Special Guest Author

ICL to IRL Syndrome By Brown Girl Daily

ICL to IRL Syndrome By Brown Girl Daily

I confess a secret. In addition to never have been married, divorced, or widowed, I’ve got even less baggage in my mid 30s – I’ve never had an LDR (long distance relationship). Well, not one tha

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August 17, 2010 / Special Guest Author

Mindlessness Over Reality: Saas-Bahu Telly Soaps by Sanchari

Curry Bear has been devastated by losing his facebook account so I haven’t gotten the strength to write anything new yet. Luckily I was given this article written by a very good writer named Sanchar

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July 22, 2010 / Special Guest Author

Mother Fucking Bitch Ass Jizz Tit Slut Monkey By Billal

Mother Fucking Bitch Ass Jizz Tit Slut Monkey By Billal

I was going to do an introduction but I thought "F*CK IT". Assigned Number = Swear Words #1 = B*TCH #2= F*CK #3= SH*T #4= A**H*** #5 = Readers Choice: _____ *As you read this article, the num

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July 12, 2010 / Special Guest Author

Dating While Desi By Billal

Dating While Desi By Billal

I am hoping by now I don't need to keep giving him an introduction, but here is another article by Curry Bear's part-time new writer, Billal. I hope that Billal appreciates all this knowledge and fan-

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June 10, 2010 / Special Guest Author

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Don’t worry it’s not boring)

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Don’t worry it’s not boring)

This article is written by Billal, a guy who is like my young Padawan. I'm like Master Yoda and he's Luke Skywalker. Ok wait no he can't be Luke...I wanna be Luke. Luke gets to use the green lightsabe

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May 20, 2010 / Special Guest Author

An Indian Cougar: Rita Sangha By Billal

An Indian Cougar: Rita Sangha By Billal

Check out this article by the newest member of the Curry Bear Team, Billal. I believe Billal wrote this article in the hopes of getting laid by hot aunty or a "haunty". He is also on twitter now so if

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May 12, 2010 / Special Guest Author

The Best Worst Man by Billal

The Best Worst Man by Billal

Billal's been writing a lot of articles for me recently. It's making me lazy to write my own articles (as if I wasn't lazy before). Billal's like my young Padawan and here's the latest article by him.

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May 7, 2010 / Special Guest Author

Not Your Average Jay Sean Article By Billal

Not Your Average Jay Sean Article By Billal

“Hey Billal, my name is Jeeshan, and I want you to give me one good reason as to why I should support Jay Sean” Dude! There are like a million good reasons to support Jay Sean, and if you’re S

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April 27, 2010 / Special Guest Author

The Real Singh, the Real King (Fauja Singh)

The Real Singh, the Real King (Fauja Singh)

Here is another article written by one of Curry Bear's newest writers, Bilal. Have you ever heard of Fauja Singh? I’m guessing most of you haven’t, but after you're done reading this article, yo

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April 5, 2010 / Special Guest Author

Muhajaba (Hijab-Gate)

Muhajaba (Hijab-Gate)

Curry Bear admits that I have not been able to post on my blog as much as I use to. Lately, I have been obsessed with twitter and facebook and just posting stuff on there. However, I need to get back

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October 10, 2009 / General, Music, News, Special Guest Author

Jay Sean’s Song “Down” Hits # 1

Last week I asked if anyone would be interested in writing for my blog. A few people expressed interest but, some people actually sent me some articles. Here is an article by Curry Bear’s new specia

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July 31, 2009 / General, Special Guest Author

Top Ten Dating Tips for Complete Tools By Minnie Gupta

Now that Curry Bear is in a relationship with Minnie Gupta, I decided to steal a post from my better half. I wrote an article a few weeks ago called “My Life Is Desi and Full of Desi Tools”. Whi

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November 27, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Special Guest Author

THE ASHE EFFECT - TAEHI PRODUCTS

THE ASHE EFFECT – TAEHI PRODUCTS

Happy Thanksgiving guys! I hope you all are getting super fat eating turkey. Curry Bear posted an article a few months ago by Ferri & Nore - two very knowledgeable and funny girls who knew a lot abo

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July 22, 2008 / Articles, Special Guest Author, Stuff Brown People Like

Stuff Brown People Like #7 Hookah (Sheeshah)

This article was written by one of our readers (one of the pretty ones, because ugly people can't write). Not many of our new readers know this but C-Bear has always had this site open for other peopl

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April 29, 2008 / Special Guest Author

Ferri & Nore - Make-Up & Cake Bitches

Ferri & Nore – Make-Up & Cake Bitches

Curry Bear met two lovely ladies a few weeks ago and had an amazing conversation with them. Ferri & Nore are two beautiful young desi girls with extensive background in Cosmetology. After talking to t

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March 15, 2007 / Special Guest Author

Desi Guys Can’t Kiss By Dr. Monikat.

Kissing and telling! The cat’s gotta let it outta the bag- Desi men cannot dance, they cannot tell jokes (except Curry Bear, babe, you know that I know you got skills!) and worst of all, they

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February 8, 2007 / Special Guest Author

Guest Article about Hair Products

Guest Article about Hair Products

Curry Bear brings to you another Special Guest Article written by Dr. Monikat. I am not sure what a doctor is doing talking about advertising, but she seems to be a cat of many lives. This is her arti

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January 22, 2007 / Special Guest Author

Special Guest Article Dr. Moni

Here is another Special Guest Article from one of Curry Bear’s Visitors. Last time I posted this up, some people complained that Curry Bear has gone soft. Well that’s Bullshit. Bears are not soft.

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January 10, 2007 / Special Guest Author

A Special Guest Article from Pagli

Curry Bear told you if you want us to write about something, we will right about it. We also said if you want to write an article for us, we will post it. Here is an article by a girl who would like t

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