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February 23, 2011 / Curry Bear Theories

Gym Bleach Laundry (The Desi GTL and 5 Ways To Get Through It)

Gym Bleach Laundry (The Desi GTL and 5 Ways To Get Through It)

Well everyone knows the Jersey Shore mantra of Gym Tan Laundry. But what about us Desi people? Sure we love to go to the gym and wear nice fresh clean clothes. There’s nothing wrong with that. Howev

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July 29, 2010 / Curry Bear Theories

The Yaar Code

The Yaar Code

I wrote this article a little over a year ago. I was supposed to post this right after the first NNR along with the video. However, the people that did this video kind of did a half-ass job, so I ne

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May 25, 2010 / Curry Bear Theories

The Desi Defense Mechanism

The Desi Defense Mechanism

The biggest lie in Bollywood is not the love stories, the dance sequence, or even the cheesy action scenes. The biggest lie in Bollywood is that Desi people always help other Desi people. If you have

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March 29, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

Curry Bear’s Textual Decoupling AKA The 3-2-1 Text Rule

Curry Bear’s Textual Decoupling AKA The 3-2-1 Text Rule

Curry Bear has a lot of female friends. I don’t mean a lot like how a gay guy has a lot of female friends, but still my female friends come to me for advice just the same. A common problem these gir

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March 22, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

The Hairline Paradigm

The Hairline Paradigm

When should I get married? Curry Bear receives many e-mails from guys asking him this question. The second most question I get asked is whether I am a top or a bottom. How young is too young? Well, th

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February 5, 2009 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships

Curry Bear’s Matrimonial Website Dictionary

There comes a time in a man’s life where he has to resort to these online matrimonial websites. Well ever since one of them started sponsoring us, I decided to do some research. This is what I found

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December 15, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships

The Asshole Theory- Why Guys Are Assholes

The Asshole Theory- Why Guys Are Assholes

The Asshole Theory is much like the black hole theory. OK, the Black Hole may not exactly be a theory but for the sake of my cool title let’s pretend it is. Now a black hole is a region of space in

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November 16, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

The Dance Team Effect Theory

The Dance Team Effect Theory

Kids, today Curry Bear would like to talk to you about one of his theories. It is called The Dance Team Effect. Now I have to give credit where it is due and the original theory was postulated by my f

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