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January 5, 2011 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Top 10 Desi Resolutions For 2011

Top 10 Desi Resolutions For 2011

1. Don't be a menace to society. 2. Grab some friends and go checkout a Bollywood party if you've never done so. You'd be amazed at how much fun it can be. 3. Visit the motherland. Lif

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December 27, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Rejection Grace by Brown Girl Daily

Rejection Grace by Brown Girl Daily

Check out the latest article by @BrownGirlDaily, who has been giving me amazing insight into the world that is dating after your mid-twenties. After reading this article I am never leaving a girl hang

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December 20, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Top 10 His/Her's Do Nots of Shaadi.com

Top 10 His/Her’s Do Nots of Shaadi.com

Curry Bear has been talking to a few of his friends on Twitter who have tried shaadi.com. After speaking with them I have come up with the Top 10 His/Her’s Do Nots of Shaadi.com. With the help of th

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September 27, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Curry Bear's 1000th Post

Curry Bear’s 1000th Post

This is my 1000th post. This means I have written about 1000 things and some of you have read 1000 things on this site. Some of my articles were great. Some were not. Some were offensive and some were

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March 20, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Imran Khan Fights Imran Khan, lashes out at fan.

Imran Khan Fights Imran Khan, lashes out at fan.

Last Friday, Curry Bear was just on twitter and witnessed a fight going down between two of my favorite Khans. My sources tell me that Imran Khan, the lead actor in the 2008 film Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na,

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February 25, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Random Photos From India

Random Photos From India

Curry Bear has a friend who is currently living in India. He told me he would send me photos every now and then. Here are some that he sent me recently: This company must have been created by a per

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February 8, 2010 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Theory of Teletivity

Theory of Teletivity

Curry Bear has a theory that in any relationship, you will eventually run out of things to talk about. When you talk to a person every single day and give them a play by play of your day, you will get

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December 3, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Should I Pursue This Chick?

Should I Pursue This Chick?

Lately, many of Curry Bear's guy friends have been in situations where they seem to be conflicted on whether they should puruse a girl or not. It seems that everyone is in some strange situation where

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September 17, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Kanye Crashes Desis

Kanye Crashes Desis

OK I promise, this is the end of the road for the Kanye jokes. Well, at least until the next time he does something stupid.

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March 29, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

Curry Bear’s Textual Decoupling AKA The 3-2-1 Text Rule

Curry Bear’s Textual Decoupling AKA The 3-2-1 Text Rule

Curry Bear has a lot of female friends. I don’t mean a lot like how a gay guy has a lot of female friends, but still my female friends come to me for advice just the same. A common problem these gir

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March 22, 2009 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

The Hairline Paradigm

The Hairline Paradigm

When should I get married? Curry Bear receives many e-mails from guys asking him this question. The second most question I get asked is whether I am a top or a bottom. How young is too young? Well, th

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March 12, 2009 / CBTV, Curry Bear Exclusive

Curry Bear’s The Way I FOB (Way I Are Parody)

This is a video I produced with the help of DDT and Pandesi. I wrote this song years ago when the song “Way I Are” first came out. I always wanted to make a parody of it. So one day I wrote it d

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February 25, 2009 / CBTV, Curry Bear Exclusive, Videos

The Karachi Kid

Here is a video about a kid who moves to Karachi and learns cricket in order to win the love of a girl he desperately wants. I wrote this skit as a silly little spoof. See if you can figure out

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February 5, 2009 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships

Curry Bear’s Matrimonial Website Dictionary

There comes a time in a man’s life where he has to resort to these online matrimonial websites. Well ever since one of them started sponsoring us, I decided to do some research. This is what I found

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January 26, 2009 / CBTV, Curry Bear Exclusive, Videos

Curry Bear’s Very Cool Cricket Hour

Last week I posted our first skit about President Obama. It was a very time appropriate segment. We wanted to capitalize on the inauguration. So we kind of rushed it. However, now check out our la

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December 26, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Curry Christmas!

That's right bitches, it's the most awesome time of year. Like many desis, Curry Bear doesn't celebrate Christmas but loves to get presents. Since this is a bad year economically speaking, I am giving

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December 15, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships

The Asshole Theory- Why Guys Are Assholes

The Asshole Theory- Why Guys Are Assholes

The Asshole Theory is much like the black hole theory. OK, the Black Hole may not exactly be a theory but for the sake of my cool title let’s pretend it is. Now a black hole is a region of space in

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November 27, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Special Guest Author

THE ASHE EFFECT - TAEHI PRODUCTS

THE ASHE EFFECT – TAEHI PRODUCTS

Happy Thanksgiving guys! I hope you all are getting super fat eating turkey. Curry Bear posted an article a few months ago by Ferri & Nore - two very knowledgeable and funny girls who knew a lot abo

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November 16, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories

The Dance Team Effect Theory

The Dance Team Effect Theory

Kids, today Curry Bear would like to talk to you about one of his theories. It is called The Dance Team Effect. Now I have to give credit where it is due and the original theory was postulated by my f

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November 10, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive

Gay and Desi, or GAYSI?

Every now and then you will meet a Desi person who comes off very feminine. He may have a lisp, soft hands, or a very girly walk. However, this person is not gay. He just happens to have a few gay-li

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October 26, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive

South Asian / Desi / Indian Speed Dating

Curry Bear has been hearing a lot about speed dating. I always thought this was for losers and white people. But not anymore! Now speed dating is for losers and brown people! Yes, there are brown spee

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June 10, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Interviews

Curry Bear Interviews - #1 Desi Porn Star Sunny Leone

Curry Bear Interviews – #1 Desi Porn Star Sunny Leone

Sunny Leone is the most popular, beautiful, and number one Desi adult actress in America. It only made sense that we interview her since we are the number one Desi comedy blog in America and I'm the n

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March 9, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Interviews, Videos

Interview – Pari and Harvin

Yes, we promised you this interview a month ago. That was when we were going to give you a typed interview like we always do. However, after hanging out with Pari and Harvin at Phillyfest 2008, we dec

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February 14, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, General, Relationships

Curry Bear's Valentine Shoutouts

Curry Bear’s Valentine Shoutouts

Happy Valentine's Day everybody. I was planning on putting this entry up around midnight, but I kept getting e-mail past midnight. I guess I should have specified the time to email your shoutout was b

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February 13, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Merchandise, Relationships

Curry Bear Valentine's Day Card & Love Shoutouts

Curry Bear Valentine’s Day Card & Love Shoutouts

Curry Bear’s very gifted artist wanted to give all my readers a very special Valentine’s Day gift. Since you guys have shown her so much love, she wanted to return the favor. Natty J wanted to giv

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February 10, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Interviews

Interview with Aseem Batra (Writer of NBC’s Scrubs)

Curry Bear has talked about many shows on this site. We think of ourselves as television critics extraordinarie. One of our favorite shows is NBC’s Scrubs. We have interviewed a lot of celebrities,

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February 4, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Curry Bear's Chivalry Quiz (Are You Too Nice?)

Curry Bear’s Chivalry Quiz (Are You Too Nice?)

var ipad_url=""; var ipad_format="{small/big}"; var ipad_color="{color}"; Since it is February and Valentine’s Day is around the corner, Curry Bear came up with a quiz you can take

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January 28, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Dance Competitions, Videos

Curry Bear’s Second Commercial

Curry Bear just got back from PhillyFest and boy did I have fun. Curry Bear’s review for Phillyfest should be up later tonight or by Tuesday the latest. So keep checking out the site for our review

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December 24, 2007 / Curry Bear Exclusive, TV

The Top 5 New Shows of 2007

The Top 5 New Shows of 2007

A week ago Curry Bear did a review on the best shows of 2007. Now a few of your favorite shows were left out. The reason for this was because some of those shows were new shows. I wanted to make a sep

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December 16, 2007 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Best Shows of 2007

Best Shows of 2007

Since the year was ending, CB felt it was time to look back and reflect on the year. Curry Bear has done a review on the best shows of 2007. This whole month of December Curry Bear will be doing "Best

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