February 10, 2012 / Articles
[gallery columns="4"] Meet The Sangli Sisters: Savita, 23, Monisha, 18, and 16-year-old Savitri Sangli, who live in a small village near Pune, central India, inherited the hypertrichosis universali
August 10, 2011 / Articles
I started writing this article after someone asked me what my thoughts were on putting our old, sick desi parents in a nursing home in America. I asked people on Twitter for their opinions on this mat
September 14, 2010 / Articles
So this past weekend, we avoided the travesty of burning Korans. But lets face it, as Americans there's a lot of other things we should be burning. Here's a few things that can be substituted for burn
June 28, 2010 / Articles
Here is Joel Stein's original article on Time.com. After reading Joel Stein's article, I'm not angry. A couple years ago, an article like this would have pissed me off. You don't want to see an an
February 22, 2010 / Articles, Videos
Since the Winter Olympics has been on and totally cock-blocking all my favorite TV shows by sending them into reruns, I have gotten into some of these winter games. A little snowboarding, figu
August 12, 2009 / Articles, Bollywood
Curry Bear finally saw the movie Love Aaj Kal after all the hype I kept hearing about it. Starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone, this movie tackles the subject of relationships amongst couples t
August 10, 2009 / Articles
Curry Bear has come to the realization that I have been going soft. I used to be a mean superficial sarcastic badass. However, once you start to get a huge fan base you want to be more politically cor
July 14, 2009 / Articles, Bollywood
When Curry Bear watches a Bollywood movie, he throws logic out the window. A part of his extremely huge brain is shut off because many Bollywood movies can't be enjoyed if you try to use logic and rea
June 22, 2009 / Articles
I've had the unfortunate luck of meeting a lot of new people lately and I dislike all of them. All of the ones I disliked were guys. And yes, they were all desi. I'm not a pessimist or a people hater,
June 1, 2009 / Articles
Back when I was in college, I had a habit of giving nicknames to every girl my friends and I used to meet. Each girl was given a unique name to help us better remember her. We once met a girl in the l
May 11, 2009 / Articles
Curry Bear has been around long enough to see and learn a lot of things. One of the things I like to do is observe people socially. Sometimes I observe people by hiding in a tree with a pair of binocu
Do you guys remember the desi singer Raghav? Well, I almost forgot about him. That is until I woke up this past Saturday and decided to watch AVS TV. The regular aunties that host the TV show weren't
February 5, 2009 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships
There comes a time in a man’s life where he has to resort to these online matrimonial websites. Well ever since one of them started sponsoring us, I decided to do some research. This is what I found
January 29, 2009 / Articles
Curry Bear loves desi people who make good role models. There are some people that us brown people can be very proud of. Sadly, there are also people that make us desi people look bad. Sanjaya M
December 15, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Curry Bear Theories, Relationships
The Asshole Theory is much like the black hole theory. OK, the Black Hole may not exactly be a theory but for the sake of my cool title let’s pretend it is. Now a black hole is a region of space in
November 27, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, Special Guest Author
Happy Thanksgiving guys! I hope you all are getting super fat eating turkey. Curry Bear posted an article a few months ago by Ferri & Nore - two very knowledgeable and funny girls who knew a lot abo
November 10, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive
Every now and then you will meet a Desi person who comes off very feminine. He may have a lisp, soft hands, or a very girly walk. However, this person is not gay. He just happens to have a few gay-li
November 2, 2008 / Articles, Stuff Brown People Like
If you were to think that Cricket is India’s favorite past time, you would be wrong. India has a pastime even older than cricket and it’s called stalking. Brown people love to stalk. I guarant
October 26, 2008 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive
Curry Bear has been hearing a lot about speed dating. I always thought this was for losers and white people. But not anymore! Now speed dating is for losers and brown people! Yes, there are brown spee
October 19, 2008 / Articles, Bhangra Competitions, Dance Competitions, Dance Teams, Dear Curry Bear, Fusion Competitions, Garba Competitions, Hindi Film Competitions
so we’ve all been to chicken n rice (aka platters for nj ppl). now i was wondering if you have heard of rafiki's (i dont know if thats the spelling) but apparently its the same thing as platters but
October 6, 2008 / Articles
hey cb, I wanted to get ur sites political views on some topics now that ppl r going to vote this year. The comments on the Sarah Palin video it seems that a lot of ppl think cb is liberal. I wann
September 3, 2008 / Articles, General
One thing brown people love is actually the opposite of love. They love to HATE. Yes, brown people are some of the most serious of haters. We are player haters, wager haters, and major haters. I bet y
July 22, 2008 / Articles, Special Guest Author, Stuff Brown People Like
This article was written by one of our readers (one of the pretty ones, because ugly people can't write). Not many of our new readers know this but C-Bear has always had this site open for other peopl
May 7, 2008 / Articles
You want to know something that Curry Bear hates? Girls who tell me "nothing is wrong" when it is obvious that something is seriously wrong. I hate it when I call up a girl and from the moment she say
April 7, 2008 / Articles
Russell Peters had a nice bit in his Outsourced stand-up where he talked about desi names that sounded really cool back in the motherland but not so cool in America. I've come across some really terri
March 23, 2008 / Articles
Last week was Curry Bear's birthday, but I didn't feel like making a big deal about it. As I have become older, I've turned into a senile old man. I picture myself becoming Mr. Wilson from Dennis The
March 13, 2008 / Articles
Kids, Curry Bear wants to take a moment in time to write about bros. No, I'm not talking about your siblings, though they may qualify. I'm talking about a real bro - a man's man. A man who you have gu
November 29, 2007 / Articles, General, Movies, News
The new Empire magazine cover (January 2008 issue) featuring Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight, that was supposed to debut in full online in 1 day here, has already been leaked and can
October 8, 2007 / Articles, General
You know, Curry Bear recently read an article about how one of the Indian billionaire's recently just became the wealthiest Indian man. Curry Bear is not jealous at all. I mean, sure he's got Ferrari'
September 29, 2007 / Articles, General, News
A recent comment left on Curry Bear asked to spread the message about a revolution in Burma. Before Curry Bear starts talking about the protests, he should educate ya'll about Burma. If Curry Bear as
