Curry Bear has a Bollywood Quiz every weekday on Twitter. When I say “every” weekday, what I really mean is the quiz will happen on most week days unless I am away from my phone or if I am sitting on the toilet all day because of explosive diarrhea. For those of you who are not familiar with Curry Bear’s Bollywood Quiz, here are some questions I’ve answered.
Curry Bear, where do these quizzes take place and at what time? – They take place on Twitter. You must have a Twitter account to play. I usually do them at 3 P.M., but I will announce several hours before when the quiz will take place. Sometimes I can’t make the 3 P.M. time because I have to feed my babies.
Curry Bear, how do you determine the winner? – The size of her titties. Ok ok, I kidd, I kidd! The winner is whoever Tweets me the correct response to the question first.
Curry Bear, do I win any prizes if I come in second? – Fuck no. If you come in 2nd place, you’re a Bollywood Quiz loser. You will bring shame & disgrace to your family. They might have to kill you just to protect their honor. Coming 2nd is never a good thing unless you’re having sex.
Curry Bear, what do I get if I win a Bollywood Quiz? – I used to give out imaginary prizes to quiz winners such as a Unicorn’s dick, Hrithik Roshan’s extra thumb or promise them they won’t get killed when they encounter a bear in the woods. But now I’m going to give out actual prizes! Every 25 wins that a person achieves will yield them a prize! When you reach 25 wins, you win a prize. Then when you reach 50 wins, you win a prize.
Curry Bear, what kind of prizes will you give out? – It can be a Curry Bear t-shirt, a tank-top, a hoodie, a mug, a mousepad, a thong and maybe even a Curry Bear branded lund-in-a-dabba.
Curry Bear, how will I know how many wins I have? – Every win will be recorded on this page. Go to the bottom of the page to see where you’re on the scoreboard.
But Curry Bear, I don’t have Twitter. How can I play?- Mofo! Get yo ass on Twitter if you want to play! You don’t win the lottery unless you buy a ticket.
CURRY BEAR’S BOLLYWOOD QUIZ CURRYBOARD