CURRY BEAR

Here are some Frequently Asked Questions You have sent us. Feel free to send us more.

Where are your comics?
You can click the comics catagory to find all our comics.

Who is Curry Bear?
Read the About CB section.

What is a FOB?
A FOB is someone who is Fresh Off the Boat. They are the international students, the taxi drivers, the guys at the Patel video store, etc…. They are the Asian people with heavy accents who have come to this country and have not assimilated into American culture. Please also see Engineering Design of a Desi.

What is an ABCD?
That is the opposite of a FOB. ABCD stands for American Born Confused Desi. These are the desi people who were born here and assimilated into the American culture with little to no knowledge of the South Asian Culture. Please also see Engineering Design of a Desi.

What is a Fifty?
They are 50% FOB and 50% ABCD (give or take). These people manage to find the right blend of both cultures. Please also see Engineering Design of a Desi.

What is Halal?
Halal is the meat that Muslim people eat similar to Kosher food for Jewish people. We make many dirty jokes and references to that in our comics. For example: “Any halal hunnies want a piece of my halal meat?”

What is Desi?
Desi is a word that derives from the word “Desh”, which means country. It’s what you call all South Asian people living outside their country. For fun, make your white friend try and say the word Desi. It’s funnier than hearing a fob say “paint”.

Is Curry Bear a real person?
Curry Bear is a Real Persona. Not a real person; besides, he’s not even a person at all – he’s a bear, you idiot.

Why don’t you stop hiding behind a computer screen and show your identity?
Curry Bear is a character persona, NOT A REAL FUCKING PERSON. The mystery behind Curry Bear’s identity is the theme of the website. Our motto is “Who is Curry Bear? I’ll Never Tell.” Also, keeping his identity secret keeps him humble, unlike a few other bloggers who just want to be famous. Besides, the bear is so cute!

What country is CB from?
Curry Bear is from all over South Asia and even parts of the West Indies. He himself is not sure where he is from originally.

How do I Contact CB?
CurryBear@currybear.com

How do you guys make money off this site?
We make most of our money off Google ads and prostituting ourselves on the weekends. We also make money off banners. However, we are not in it for the money. But hey, it doesn’t hurt to do some shameless promotions every once in a while. This message has been brought to you by Julio’s Thongs for men.

How can I help promote CurryBear.com?
You can help promote Curry Bear by telling your friends by e-mailing your friends links to our articles. You can also join our MySpace page and Facebook group. You can also register your name on our site. Also, it wouldn’t hurt if you *cough*clicked on an ad*cough every once in a while. Excuse me, I think I’m catching the cold.

Why should I register?
When you register on the site, people can’t leave messages pretending to be you. It also gives you more credibility because you’re using the same name when you leave comments. Also, we make more money when you register. Don’t worry we don’t send you newsletters or spam. So if you get an e-mail about penis enlargements, it’s not me. Your computer just knows a little too much about you.

What Religion is Curry Bear?
Unknown.

Did you really start a riot in Montclair University?
According to my sources, I did. My bad.

Why do you always make jokes about abortions? Are you pro-life?
Curry Bear is neither pro-life nor pro-choice. The abortion joke is a running inside joke. Some say Curry Bear made a comic about a girl’s abortion, causing the whole school to find out her dirty little secret. Thus, getting a friend expelled from college. Shit Happens.

Are the Dear Curry Bear E-mails real?
Yes they are 100% real. The e-mails are posted as received, with spelling and grammar mistakes. We don’t change a thing, unless the sender tells us to take his name out. Keep sending more.

Can I send you an article to write about?
Yes, just e-mail it to CurryBear@CurryBear.com.

Who makes the comics?
Curry Bear comes up with the story line and script, and then sends it to Dinesh T. to draw it.

Why do you write in third person some of the time and first person other times?
This is done to confuse people about the identity of Curry Bear. We also switch back and forth from plural to singular nouns. Maybe Curry Bear is one guy or maybe he is several guys. We sacrificed the English language to keep the identity secret.

You guys make references to TV shows, what shows should I watch so I can catch the references?
Prison Break, 24, Scrubs, The Office, The Shield, Lost, Heroes, Entourage, and South Park. We also make references to a lot of superhero movies.

Do I have to register to leave a comment?
No. You can leave a comment by just putting in an alias. Other sites make you register because that’s how they make money. We just want you to voice your opinion, even if it’s cursing out Curry Bear. We hope you register out of the goodness of your heart anyways though.

Can I write for your site?
Sure, if there is something you want to write about let us know and send it to Curry Bear.

Why do you disable the comment feature when you review dance competitions?
Too many people get heated up after reading the reviews. Some of them can’t take criticism while others just don’t understand sarcasm. So we let you discuss it out on
www.desidanceteams.com. Tell ‘em Curry Bear sent ya and the creators of the site will give you free blow jobs. On a side note, some of these dance members take this shit too seriously. They’re like the desi versions of Scottish Soccer hooligans.

Can you review my restaurant, site, cultural show, or dance competition?
Sure, if the event or restaurant is in the NJ/NY/Penn area, we’ll come down and give you a free review. If it’s further away, send us an e-mail and we’ll contact you if we have a chance to send our critics out there. For cultural shows/dance competition, tickets may need to be provided.

Do you guys sell any merchandise such as T-shirts, teddy bears and other stuff?
Not yet, but soon. The Curry Bears are going to look so cute, that your girlfriend will have to sleep with you.

Are the Characters in the comics based on real people?
All characters in the comics are fictitious. Ay resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. Also, the names we use for people are also coincidental. No matter how much you think it’s about you, we are going to deny, deny, and deny some more.

You hurt my feelings; can I sue you?
No, this site and the comics are complete satire. Satire is omitted from slander or libel, even if we use your picture or flyer. The law protects comedians from getting sued for every joke they make. Also, there is the 1st amendment giving us the right to free speech. Curry Bear is also fond of the 2nd amendment, the right to “Bear Arms”.

Do you really have a lawyer named David Lerkowitz?
Yes, but that is not his real name. He is Jewish though.

I’m a white guy; I don’t understand your comics?
If you don’t understand something about the comic or a word in the article, all you have to do is leave a comment and someone will fill you in. Also, if you’re white and reading this, WHITE POWER BABY!

Where are you guys located?
We are all over, but we are generally based in New Jersey. Sometimes CB is in your mom’s closet hiding from your daddy.

I have an idea for a comic, can you guys use it?
Sure, we would love to use your idea for a comic. Just come up with a short script and we will even give you credit. If you send a picture, we might put you in it. Also, we’re constantly on the lookout for girls to flash us their tits with “I Love C-Bear” written on their belly.

Does Curry Bear leave comments on his own Blog?
I usually never leave comments on my own post, but sometimes I’ll leave a comment to clarify something. My registered name is CurryBear. One word; capital C and B. Any other variation of the name is a fake.

How often do you post stuff on this site?
New articles every day (sometimes twice a day). New comics every week. Dear Curry Bear Articles twice a month. (Comics are on hold for a short time being until our artist Dinesh Thakur comes back from his world trip).

Who is that hot girl on that ad for desithreards?
Hell if I know, but man I’d hit that so many times if I knew.

I love your site but I’m a little conservative. I like your sense of humor and writing style, but I don’t like the crude, dirty jokes, all the time. Don’t you have a rating system for your articles so I know which ones to read?
This entire blog is rated MA. However, we do give you warnings when a clip contains nudity or a lot of swearing. As for reading the swearing, we haven’t figured out a system for that. When we do, we’ll let you know, BITCH.

There are a lot of rumors at my school too. Can I send them to you so you can blast them like you did Montclair State University?
You can send me a Dear Curry Bear letter, explaining the rumors that are going on in your school. Depending on the rumors I’ll decide if I should post it or not. Try not using real names though.

How big are you guys?
8.5 inches….oh wait you mean the site? We are the largest and most diverse South Asian Blog in our genre. In the words of a famous Beatle, we’re bigger than Jesus (JK). We do everything from articles, comics, videos, advice and reviews for dance competitions, movies, restaurants, and music. We have only been around since March 2006. We are growing faster than Super Mario after eating a mushroom.