About CB
To know who Curry Bear is you must understand what Curry Bear is about. As stated in a classic comic, Curry Bear made this site because people need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy. As a person, Curry Bear can be ignored and he can be destroyed. But as a symbol…as a symbol he can be incorruptible; he can be everlasting. It’s not who Curry Bear is, but what he does that defines him. As for the name Curry Bear, well, he needed a symbol -something elemental, something terrifying, something desi, but also so cute that girls will wet their panties thinking about it. This symbol will protect those he cares about from reprisal. That’s right bitches. So please stop coming to NJIT looking for Curry Bear. Spiderman, Batman, Superman, all have secret identities. Curry Bear, your true desi hero, is no exception. (Even though Curry Bear did steal those lines from Batman Begins, they still apply.)
I have said this many times but, “People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy”. We can do it by using the most powerful weapon in the universe. No, I am not talking about the Sword of He-Man. I am talking about humor. We should make fun of desi people and culture while supporting it at the same time. We should praise the good things about our culture and exploit/make fun of the bad. If you ignore the bad and get offended at a religious or racist joke we made, you either do not understand sarcasm or have too much pride. Pride in many religions and cultures is a sin. The only counter to this sin is humility. What is another form of humility? HUMOR! If we can’t laugh at ourselves, we shouldn’t laugh at others. For once look at yourself in the mirror and see not just your virtues but your flaws as well.
As for the origins of Curry Bear, you think you may know but you have no idea. Who is Curry Bear? Are you sure you want to know? If someone told you that Curry Bear was your average ordinary guy, SOMEBODY LIED. If someone said, that he is made up, and a figment of your imagination, SOMEBODY IS CLOSE. However, Curry Bear is real. The people who help promote Curry Bear will never tell you who he is. Curry Bears fans will never reveal his identity. Not knowing his identity is half the fun. So stop accusing the admins on Curry Bear’s Facebook Group. They are not dumb enough to be Curry Bear and make themselves admins. The origins of Curry Bear are unknown but here are some rumors that we like to call “CURRY RUMORS”.
Curry Rumors are created by fans and sound like this:
1. People say that he counted to infinity twice and he’s the real reason why you don’t know “Where’s Waldo.”
2. People say he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
3. People say he lives in the NJIT Bell Tower and he plays Moonlight Sonata with a miniature piano.
4. People say his urine can burn through tires and he sees in binary code.
5. People say he can catch fish with his tongue and he is illegal in 7 states.
6. People say he once started a riot in Montclair that caused someone to be thrown into a Snapple vending machine.
7. People say he has no understanding of clouds and his claws can cut through 19 inch steel.
8. People say he made a whole school call one ugly kid “ginger” and has his own action figure in Kazakhstan.
9. People say that he is undefeated in a Punjabi Prison Match and has died twice.
10. People say he informed a whole school about a girl’s abortion and made her leave the country.
But all we know is, he is called Curry Bear.
In the meantime, you can email Curry Bear at CurryBear@CurryBear.com
You can also add CB on myspace and don’t forget to register on the site and join our facebook group.
Facebook Group: Curry Bear (Going Global)
Myspace Page:http://www.myspace.com/thecurrybear
