CURRY BEAR

Music Monday is a section on my site where I make fun of the recent music that is out right now. Some of these bands I like and some of them I do not. However, everyone gets made fun of. Here is the latest July Music Monday.
Jay Sean: 2012

Congratulations on writing a song that is guaranteed to get played like crazy one year from now.

Drake: Thank Me Later

Great name for your album Drake and I will thank you later…when you make a better album.

Jason Derulo: Riding Solo

^^^This is how it’s done.

B.O.B.: Airplanes

Can’t we just pretend airplanes are airplanes and shooting stars are shooting stars? It’s just easier that way.

Taio Cruz: Dynamite

As a brown man, I get very nervous singing the line ”We gonna light it up/ like its dynamite”.

Mike Posner: Cooler than me.

Dude I have seen your picture. Everyone is cooler than you.

Ke$ha:Your Love is My Drug

I don’t think love is the only drug you are on but I accept your invitation for a slumber party in your basement and thanks for complimenting my beard.

Train: Hey Soul, Sista

I’m so gangsta/ I’m so thug?
Really dude? You look like the dad from NBC’s Blossom.

3OH!: My first Kiss

I can’t wait for their next song. My first blowjob went a little like this…and twist…and twist.

Justin Beiber: Somebody to love.

I know its hard being a lesbian but hang in there.

DJ Khaled: All I do is win.

Remind me again when was the last time you won anything?

Drake: Over

What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh that’s right I’m doing me.
This song makes me think Drake has the condition that guy from Memento has and just realized he was in the middle of masturbating.