CURRY BEAR

I wrote this article a little over a year ago. I was supposed to post this right after the first NNR along with the video. However, the people that did this video kind of did a half-ass job, so I never posted it on the site. But I felt this article still needed to be shared. This video was only shown one time during NNR, so I brought it out of the archives and posted it on here to share it with you. I feel as if there have been many bro codes and man laws, but we need something tailored specifically for Desi guys. Here I have devised the Yaar Code. You can check out the video at the very end of the post.

1. Yaars before Pyaars
2. Two yaars can not go to see a Bollywood movie together. (Hollywood OK)
3. A yaar may not take his shirt off in front of another yaar unless that first yaar is Salman Khan
4. A yaar will always help you reformat your computer.
5. A yaar will save all the porn on a friend’s computer when he reformats it.
6. A yaar does not dip his somosa in another man’s chutney.
7. A yaar will not tell a fellow yaar’s arranged wife about his past flings.
8. A yaar is required to agree to any lie you might have made up to impress a girl.
9. If you are on a dance team, you may not practice dance moves alone with another yaar.
10. A yaar does not date another yaar’s ex.
11. During a break up the yaar must automatically take the side of the first yaar, no questions asked. This excludes cases of rape or domestic abuse, which are just not yaar-like.
12. A yaar is to scope out any rumors people may have mentioned about the second yaar’s arranged marriage.
13. A yaar is always down for a Taco Bell/Platters run.
14. A yaar will not ditch his friends for a pyaar and then lie about it.
15. A yaar will always tell another yaar go to www.currybear.com
16. A yaar will understand when a bro has to cancel to avoid drama from the pyaar.
17. A yaar does not let another yaar drunk dial. (unless it’s really funny)
18. A yaar is required to make sure another yaar does not drive drunk in a car. A rickshaw is OK.
19. A yaar may not lick another yaar’s Kulfi.
20. A yaar is to never date another yaar’s relative (Unless she is really really hot)
21. A yaar always respects another yaar’s religion, but is permitted to make jokes about it only if the joke is funny. If the joke is deemed unfunny by 3 or more yaars, the joking yaar will get a slap to be carried out at any time during a 24 hour period.
22. A yaar will never let another yaar explain to a white man what a Lota is.
23. A yaar is required to do all he can to get another yaar laid.
24. A yaar is not allowed to buy tampons for another yaar’s girlfriend
25. Two yaar’s may not ride on one bike in any country except India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh.

26. Two yaars will at no time ever hold hands.
27. Two yaars will not wear the same outfit to a club. The yaar who can provide a receipt to prove he purchased the shirt first may keep it. Otherwise a game of rock paper scissors is required to settle the debate
28. When two yaars are after the same girl, the first yaar to get a kiss wins, thus causing the second yaar to secede.
29. A yaar will not go shopping for underwear with another yaar
30. A yaar will always bail another yaar out of jail, regardless of time of day. The exception to this rule is if your yaar ended up in jail because he tried to hook up with a jailbait and ended up on Dateline’s Catch a Predator.
31. A yaar will not let his friend marry a girl who has not seen Back to the Future.
32. A yaar will not let his yaar marry a girl who does not know the secret identity of either Superman, Batman, or Spiderman.
33. If a yaar tells another yaar to never let him date a bitch, the second yaar is not allowed to bitch about the fact that no one likes his crazy girlfriend.
34. If a yaar raises his hand for a Hi-Five you must give it to him. No Matter how far you are from him. A Yaar does not leave a fellow Yaar hanging.
35. If a yaar can clearly see that his yaar is unhappy in his realtiosnhip, it is the first yaar’s duty to ensure they break up. He will be grateful to you years later.
36. A yaar can not be judged for singing a desi song at random. Sometimes a nigga gotta get his Atif Aslam on.
37. If you see a yaar crying during a movie, he has something in his eyes. You didn’t see anything.
38. If a fellow yaar’s fly is down, that is his problem you still didn’t see anything.
39. If a yaar is talking to more than one girl at a time, it is his duty to introduce a friend into the conversation. It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t get none.
40. A yaar may not have a picture of another yaar as his wallpaper for his computer, phone, or literally his wallpaper.
41. If a yaar challenges you to a light saber battle by either using toys or a star wars app on the phone you must accept.
42. A yaar is entitled to do something fobby as long as all his other friends are doing it.
43. A yaar will act like Cricket is awesome regardless if he understands it or not. It’s the only sport we brown people are good at, so let’s pretend it’s awesome.
44. A yaar will not send a smiley to another yaar over im or facebook post.
45. While doing Bhangra a yaar is required to wear deodorant.
46. A yaar will never apply mehndi on his hands, arms, or hair. He may however, eat some if he has the balls.
47. A yaar will never let another yaar grow a mustache. Desi people can’t pull it off.
48. If a yaar learns that another yaar waxes his back, eyebrows, or chest, pretend you do not know. We are desi. We are hairy. We got to do what we got to do.
49. A yaar will not iron another yaar’s shirt. Unless it’s his wedding day and he is pressed for time. Get it? “Pressed for time”?
50. A yaar is required to share these yaar codes with as many yaars as he can.