CURRY BEAR

Curry Bear loves getting e-mails from his fans. I love helping them out with problems and issues they may have. However, sometimes I get e-mails that I don’t even know what to say to. Here is an e-mail from a huge Jay Sean fan. No it’s not some screaming teenage girl. It seems to be a dude. A pretty “gangsta” one at that. He wants me to write an inspiring and funny article on why we should go out and support Jay Sean. Check out what he had to say. I found it pretty hilarious and maybe even inspiring in itself.

Yo what it do pimpin,

I need you to write a bangin article that can inspire people on how important it is for our desi community to BUY jay sean’s album.. it’s only $9.99 on Amazon/ iTunes.. most of us spend more than that at Taco Bell at any given setting.. we easily spend 5x that amount on friends we don’t like, at bars we hate going to, on a typical Thursday night at Maritas in News Brunswick..plus, mad artists dropped their albums this week.. crazy ass gaga is all over the f’in charts.. what a cunt muscle she is.. and this chodu Justin Bieber is ahead of our boy jay shizzle, while jay’s single Down came out before Beiberfuck’s joint and hit #1 on Billboard but now Bieber chodu is ahead cuz the Whitey are supporting their white boy.. this is a crucial time for our “urban desi movement”.. fuck, even I bought Jay’s album on iTunes, and that’s the first time i EVER bought an album in my life.. I discovered illegal music on the internet when I was like 11 and Warez and Napster hooked me up with illegal music back in the day with plenty of songs and porn, but now our very own Bhaiyya is all up on this entertainment bidnezz and if we don’t support him then who will?

I want Jay to reach platinum, then double platinum, then triple platinum, then quadruple platinum, then pentagram platinum and so on.. and when my kids grow up in a cool urban-desi environment (where its cool to be desi.. like how right now its cool to be black) in 20 years, i can proudly say that I helped Jay Sean reach that #1 status.. chances are Jay can potentially still be in the bidnezz 20 yrs from now! we need to help him reach that #1 status. We have all been sick of the negative stereotype our people have been goin thru for ages.. Let it be known that we’re more than owning 7-11s and Gas Stations and Motels and takin up all the IT jobs in this world while being Neurosurgeons on the side n shii and what not.. its the first time one of our brothaz is being compared to the likes of Ne-Yo and Justin Timberlake.. taht’s MASSIVE dude.. when does that ever happen? Never! Most of the time we see news like Hardik Inder Bhatt got caught on Dateline for being a horney little pervert.. or some embarrasing shit like that where we’re not proud of talkin about such news at the lunch table at school / work the next day.. but this moment in history means that Jay can make all the loser desi kids in middle/ high school super cool cuz now at lunch tables they can get the courage to mack it fine ass Spanish bitchez n b like yo what up shawty u wanna Ride It? nah im sayin?

This dude is helpin us get cool man, and which is why WE need to BUY his album instead of illegally downloading it.. cuz the more we buy, the more money he gets and higher his ratings go and get his ratings closer to #1 baby, which means he’d get more spins on radio and more interviews on TV and more collaborations with talented artists in the industry.. If all goes well then maybe Jay Sean can be on the next season of Entourage! How cool would that be! We have to cherish this moment in history and be a part of Jay’s success.. its kinda like how all Blacks got souped for Obama during his election, and they just supported him blindly! but in both of Jay’s and Obama’s cases, they’re both really TALENTED and they’ve got the underlying substance to help them succeed.. we just need to spread awareness.. during Obama’s election, mad people got souped to tell other people to register to vote! and that made a real difference! This is OUR moment in history and this is a change we can all believe in! so I need you to write a super inspiring article to get people to BUY jay’s album.. send a note to ALL the Punjabis you know from Bhangra teams to support their fellow puttar.. think of somethin creative and convince all the cheap ass Gujuz from Garba teams to BUY Jay Sean’s album!

Think of all the Desis from these dance teams in US who really wish they did somethin with their lives by moving out to Hollywood / pursing a career in dancing/ acting, but instead we ended up givin up on our dreams of being in the Entertainment industry to somethin like working 9 to 5 at a shitty job making TPS reports.. there are so many of us who arent doin anythin cool like Jay Sean with our lives..we WISH we had the balls to drop out of med school to pursue a career in singing.. if you took the # of all the Desis in US.. and multiplied it by 10.. that’s how much money we can invest in our boy Jay Sean’s career.. that’s a huge fuckin amount man. that’s history. and there is a good chance Jay might go into acting into future.. so we gotta help our brotha get to #1 and soop his ass up to take over this Hollywood industry and be the next Will Smith or somethin nah im sayinnn.

We need to get soopt for this guy. cuz i really have no hope in Raghav.. and Raghav is prolly the next best thing we got.. but again, I have no hope in Raghav cuz he doesnt come close to jay sean.. and all the rest of ‘em pretty boys from the UK arent really into R&B they all into Bhangra so they’ll never really get teh chance of mainstream pop music like Jay did.. so we HAVE to acknowledge this moment in history and BUY his album instead of illegally downloading it aiiight? so write somethin that’s mad soopage and convince your readers to BUY jay shizzle’s album.

Below are couple of inspiring videos about Jay Sean.. please take a moment and watch/listen to all of em.. put ‘em up on your blog as well fo everyone to watch.. I promise you will feel a little proud of him and I bet at the dinner table you’ll wanna talk to your parents about how cool Jay Sean really is.. for example, few yrs ago (2006), Jay had some creative differences with his label company so he dropped the label and went independent cuz the sound of R&B/ Fusion bhangra was so beat to death.. and he laid low for a year.. but on online forums n shit it was widely considered Jay had “lost his cool phase” and no1 really expected anythin out of him.. when you’re on top, everyone wants to see you fail.. and thats a terrible feeling to go through in your career.. majority of artists fall into the trap of a wicked drug habit and lose inspiration and they give up n shit but this guy toured the world, built his fan base, wrote new songs for his new album, upgraded his image, hit the gym, banged mad bitches with his new 6 pack, and then got signed to Cash Money.. that’s one hell of a story man..better than a Bollywood movie for sure.. and if he can achieve that on his own, then imagine the possibilities of him goin next.. I personally think he can have a #1 album on billboard AND go into Acting.. he can be what Will Smith is to the black community

aiiiight, so you MUST watch / listen to the following to get sooped about Jay Sean:

1. Radio documentary on Jay Sean (must listen!): http://www.bbc.co.uk/asiannetwork/documentaries/jaysean.shtml
2. The Asian ID Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZG_y_UlrZg
3. The Asian ID Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDme61f0L9c
4. The Asian ID Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQzhwGKJz0
5. Recent radio interview:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7nbWCTE3CY
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SUubnPRBck
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD2yMFbpSFQ
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqM-UqblIs8
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBo2swRpWYw
and once you’re watchin those vidz, BUY his album @ http://www.amazon.com/All-Nothing-Jay-Sean/dp/B002SEW5Y0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1257808220&sr=8-1-spell

Aiiiiiight I’m outtie.

Peace,
#1 Jay Sean Fan!