CURRY BEAR

My favorite Hollywood couple, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, have decided to adopt an Indian baby. After Madonna hogged up the spotlight last week with the fuck-up over adopting an African boy whose father didn’t want to give him up, Angelina wants to get back in the game. Already with two adopted kids and a baby of their own, Brangelina will now adopt an Indian baby. Guess what they’re naming it? They’re going to call the baby India after it’s motherland. You know, some people who are named after places do have cool names. Indiana Jones, Tennessee Williams, Nevada Smith and John Buttzville. The last person is made up but there is a city in NJ named Buttzville. I have a feeling poor India Jolie-Pitt is going to have his head flushed down the toilet during lunch time. Why do parents pick such horrible names for their kids? Back when Curry Bear was in India, he had a good friend whose name was Harshit. Of course, in India that name is normal, but he’d have to change his name to live a normal life here. If Curry Bear has a kid, he’s naming him Jack Bear. Why are celebrities adopting 3rd world babies when you can adopt just as many from here in America? Obviously it’s a publicity stunt. Would Angelina or Madonna had received the same publicity if they adopted some American child? Probably not. Oh well, I guess even adoption had to be outsourced eventually.