CURRY BEAR

Returning shows:
A few days ago, we informed you guys of the best new shows out. Now here is a review for the best and most exciting returning shows this fall (minus a few favorites).

Prison Break

This was the most anticipated show this fall. Everyone and their mothers could not wait for this show to begin. Waiting for this show to come back was like waiting to lose my virginity all over again. The show started off a little limp but began to rise to my expectations, also similar to when I lost my virginity. This is simply a really cool show and not much else can be said about it. This is a “guy’s show,” but nonetheless has a lot of female fans. I’m guessing it’s because of Wentworth Miller, the hotty who plays an engineer that masterminded the breakout. Prison Break proves that engineers can be hot too. Other great actors on this show are Robert Knepper (T-bag) and Dominick Purcell (Link the Sink). Since 24 is not coming back until January, this is the closest we are going to get to an adrenaline rush. Now that the cons have made their prison break, Link the Sink seems to be in the limelight just as much as Michael. This show is rumored to end this season – that is good because we don’t want this show to drag on like LOST. However, on the Prison Break Season one DVD, the producers mention that this show was written for about 4 seasons. If this show is going to go out this season, it’s going out quick and with a bang. Just like (yupz you guessed it) Curry Bear’s virginity.

Everybody Hates Chris

This show did really well last season and they brought it back. This show is based on the life of comedian Chris Rock. It is one of the funnier shows out there. The great thing about EHC is that everything on the show is accurate, even the stuff that’s exaggerated or embellished. If you ever lived in the projects or the ghettos in the 80’s or in the early 90’s, you will see that the show accurately depicts life in the ghetto. Again I must emphasize that Edison, NJ still does not count as the ghetto. This show also accurately depicts being the eldest kid in a family and all the stuff he has to put up with. With a smart script and funny characters, this show is a must see.

House MD

When we last left house he was shot in the neck and dying. As the show returns, House is better than before. The pain in his leg is gone but it’s slowly coming back. He even starts to use his cane again. House is a great show, but for one reason only - and that is the character or Gregory House. The character is just so witty and lovable. The satire and sarcasm on the show is very funny. If Curry Bear was a doctor, he would want to be just like Dr. House. Furthermore, he would marry Dr. Cuddy, thus changing her name to Cuddy Bear. Then he would have sex with her on the carpet stained with Dr. House’s blood. Yeah that’s just how I roll, bitches.

The Office

The Office just won an Emmy for best comedy show. Even though this show beat out Scrubs, which is a better show in my opinion, I can’t take anything away from it. The first season was pretty much Steve Carrel (Michael) carrying the whole entire show. However, in the second season they started developing the other characters and making them just as interesting. Even though other characters are becoming more interesting, Michael is still the best character on the show. This season is going to be better than the last in my opinion. Humor is very important at the work place. Here is a joke my last boss told me, “Knock Knock….Who’s There?….Not you anymore.”

My Name is Earl

This is another Emmy winning show from NBC. This is indeed a very funny show. The writing is good, the comedy is good, even the little life lessons are good. This is simply a good show. Not great, not exceptional but good. Best part about this show is you do not need to watch every episode to keep up with the plot. You can sit down and watch a random episode and not get confused. Unlike other shows that leave you lost, like well…LOST, the concept is easy to follow. Guy does bad thing and bad things happen. Guy does good thing and good thing happen. It’s called karma, I’m just trying to be a better bear, my name is Curry Bear.

Desperate Housewives

This show was pretty good in its fledgling first season. However, it’s been all downhill since then. This show has become so dumb that I can’t even remember when I lost my mind and started watching it (Gnarls Barkley pun not intended). It’s the same redundant formula every season. There is a mystery at the beginning of the season and you find out what happened at the end. The mystery ends up being stupid. This is the first show this season that I have officially given up on. This show is like Terry Shivo, and we just need to pull that plug. I wouldn’t watch Desperate Housewives even if Eva Longoria was giving me a blow job during commercials.

Smallville

Oh Smallville, I wish I could quit you. I wanted to stop watching this show two years ago. Nevertheless, after three years of watching this show, I feel that I have invested too much time to let it go. Like a Pakistani girl in an abusive relationship, I keep coming back for more and I only have myself to blame. The show was great when it first started back in 2001. A show about how Superman a.k.a Clark Kent (Tom Welling) got his powers, and hot Lana Lang (Kristen Kruek) as his love interest, how can you go wrong? This show got people interested in superheroes again. Spiderman and X-men came out almost months after Smallville premiered. Well, it turns out that the show was such a success that the creators and writers got many offers to do movies. So many, that they stopped using their best ideas for the show and are saved them for movies. This show lacks good writing and needs to die. I think even the writers want to stop this show however, it keeps making money. This season Clark, Lana and Lex are no longer friends. Lionel knows about Clark. And the Green Arrow a.k.a Oliver “Ollie” Queen will be the guest superhero. Also, Clarks gets his new power - Super Breath. This is appropriate since this show super blows.

Lost

After watching the first five minutes of this show, I guarantee you everyone who saw it had the same three words pop up in their head. ”What the fuck?” This show always keeps you guessing. It has a tendency to drag a little bit, but it picks up every now and then. It has a lot of die hard fans too. I must admit this is an addictive show and it’s not the kind of show you can just watch a random episode of. You have to watch this show from the beginning. So if you want to get into this show, I suggest you go to Blockbuster and rent the first two seasons. Let’s hope they answer some questions this season like, what’s up with the four toes on the statue, what happened to Curry Bear’s friends (the Polar Bears), who is Sun’s baby daddy, and why is sperm white and urine yellow? Ok, the last question doesn’t have anything to do with Lost, I was just curious. Like I mentioned earlier, Lost seems like it’s dragged on. Why can’t they get rescued already damn it? However, there are so many unanswered questions on the show that they most likely have one more season in them.

How I Met Your Mother

This is another excellent show that is kept a secret. It’s about a man telling his children about how he met their mother. So the whole show is one dad, who they never show, lecturing his kids about life and explaining how he met their mother. Basically, the whole show is one huge flash back. Even though it sounds stupid, this show is hilarious. It’s another “guy show“with college buddy humor. This show even has Neil Patrick Harris who plays Barney. He is indeed the funniest character on this show. His character is similar to the character he played in the movie Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I recommend you watch this show, however, only if shows like 24, Prison Break and Scrubs are not on at the same time.

Two and a Half Men

This was one of the highest rated shows last summer but there must be a reason why. This show is about Charlie and his brother trying to raise his brother’s son. The character of the kid on the show is very much like the little fat kid you saw on “The Man Show”. Why does Curry Bear think this is a decent show without even watching more than two episodes? The answer is Charlie Sheen. If you liked him on Spin City, then you will like him on this show. Last season, the highest rated episode was the season finale where Charlie gets married. Of course, like a smart man he backs out at the end. Curry Bear’s word of wisdom is men chase women with no intention of marrying them, just like dogs chase cars with no intention of driving them. This is a very good show, but it is a bit overrated by the media.

Grey’s Anatomy
Speaking of overrated shows, let’s talk about the return of Grey’s Anatomy. After that one episode played during Super Bowl night, this got a lot of people hooked. Or as we like to say, this show has turned them to the dark side. Why do we hate this show? The reason being that it’s a rip-off of Scrubs on NBC. They took a great comedy show like Scrubs and turned it into a girly drama. We will discuss that on a different article in which we will compare House, Scrubs, and Grey’s Anatomy. This season starts off with Meredith Grey having to choose between Dr. McDreamy and Dr. McVet. When she decides to date both it makes me want to Dr. McVomit. This show is doing well in the ratings and has a strong following. But then again so does the Bush Administration. Listen to Dr. McCurry, take 2 pills of “don’t believe the hype”, and call me in the morning.

Shows not out yet are 24, Scrubs, and The Shield.

However, all you 24 fans should not miss the insanely awesome Season 6 trailer.
Go to this site now: http://www.24trailer.com