Curry Bear Says What Not To Wear
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Kids, Curry Bear is not a big fashion guy, especially when it comes to women. I mean, I’m about as metrosexual as George Clooney when it comes to my own appearance, but I don’t know a thing about women’s fashion. I feel like there is not enough time in this world for me to learn what women do everyday to look pretty. I know it’s an arduous and lengthy process, but seriously, I don’t care how you look pretty. I just care that you do.
One of the things that has been annoying me is this houndstooth jacket you see in the picture. As of December 2008, I’ve seen this jacket on at least four people every week. At first, I thought it was just a coincidence. A friend of mine wore this once and then another friend wore the same jacket on a different day. Soon it started appearing everywhere. I was strolling through the mall and two girls walked past me wearing the same jacket. Normally, I don’t let these things get to me but this jacket slowly started to creep in my nerves. So I started spreading the rumor that girls who wear this have slept with Curry Bear. Yes, to further promote the rumor, I started handing out houndstooth apparel to all my conquests. So now when you see a girl wearing this, just point at her and say, “She slept with Curry Bear.”
Don’t get me wrong here – I’m not making fun of the people who buy this jacket (rumor has it I’m just fucking them). Seriously though, I just hate the jacket itself. I want to take out a Cricket bat and just beat this jacket until all the fabric fades into the air. However, with my luck, it will just evaporate and rain down on me like a monsoon wedding. Why do I hate this jacket? Because this jacket is becoming increasingly common and we need to stop this cancer known as houndstooth before it spreads. I don’t know if there was a big sale at Macy’s on houndstooth jackets during their one day sale, but apparently a lot of girls have bought these. It needs to stop!
So girls, unless you want to be given the scarlet…err I mean the houndstooth letter, please don’t buy this jacket.
i guess currybear fucked me
Yup thats a fashion no lol
dont hate hypocrit. when you first saw it, you were like omg nice coat. yea. ur jsut jealous cuz girls in those coats who are hot, WONT sleep with you. haha. okk byeeee darlingg
houndstooth was originally for men. It’s scottish.
I hate those jacets
I think a lot of people must hate them? They all look the same, it’s kind of annoying. The only “unique” ones you see, are the red ones.
lol the first comment was funny. (gotta acknowledge funny people to encourage them!)
cb did me too I guess
jackass. lol i hate you too.
yessss i got fucked by currybear !!
I have houndstooth boxers. I got fucked by CB also
I guess i need to get me one of those jackets
im sure i saw a dog walking round with a houndstooth jacket on…
I don’t wear houndstooth jackets, however, I did have sex with Currybear.
after i read this blog few days ago, ive been noticing all these bitches on facebook pics wearing this coat
i guess CB also fucked them =/
How about douchebags stop wearing argyle vests/sweaters?
How about faggots stop wearing vest over t-shirts or those stupid scarfs around their necks. The checkered ones that aren’t long but wide.
how about all of you , go and do something usefull with your time !
Argyle is sophisticated AJ. They’re for people with class.
oi harami chhoooor bear teerah beeeyrah guurkh ho jai too meeereh chaawaal chooree kur kai meere beistey keh?