CURRY BEAR

Brown people love to cut in line. I don’t know if it is lack of patience or our blatant disregard for direction ,but brown people can’t do queues. Sometimes we’ll just pretend we don’t understand and walk in front of you. Yes, we know damn well what we are doing but we don’t care because the last time we took directions from white people, they inhabited our country and stole all our diamonds.

If you ever go to a desi wedding, everyone just runs up to get the food. White people make their guests get up according to their tables. I went to a few desi weddings that “tried” to do the table rule. Well, the white people were the only ones that followed directions so they starved.

When Curry Bear was a cub, his momma bear made him hold her place in line at the supermarket while she picked up about 20 more items. People don’t understand but this is a very traumatic experience for a little kid. I was terrified that I would get to the beginning of the line with no money and I would have to take the walk of shame back to the end of the line. Please people, don’t do this to your kids!!

Amusement parks are another place where brown people love to cut in line. Now it is normal to have one person wait in line and one or two people cut (even two is pushing it). However, brown people take it too far. We will invite a family of 6 to cut us. I don’t know why we do this, but we might as well be in kindergarten calling frontsies and backsies. This is something we are infamous for. If a brown person ever gets caught cutting in line and has a crazy white lady bitch at them, they will just pretend they don’t understand English. The white person will be too lazy to explain and therefore the brown person has already won the battle.

The most common place where I see brown people cutting in line is no doubt a line outside a club. We’ve all seen the ridiculous long line outside a desi party that starts around 10:30 PM and stretches farther than a Nigerian oil pipeline. Although the majority of the crowd will “try” to form a line, a few douchebags will always cut in. They will walk up to the one person they know in the line, do the “wassup” routine, shake hands and introduce their entourage. Next, they will all talk amongst each other for a few minutes while standing in line. If they can keep a conversation going for more than 10 minutes, there is no need to go to the end of the line.