Stuff Brown People Like – #3 The Brooklyn Cut
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Brown people like the Brooklyn cut. The Brooklyn cut goes by many names. Other commonly known names are the Brooklyn fade or the Brooklyn blowout. There are many reasons why brown people like the Brooklyn cut. It could be that we want people to think we are electro-statically charged or it could be that we think it gives us “street cred”. I think we just want someone to confuse us with the Gotti kids instead of the Ghandi kids. The cut involves some sort of shaving back the hairline and spiking the rest ala Sonic the Hedgehog. When they dye it blonde (frost tips), they become Super Sonic and oddly enough think they are invincible. If you imagine your favorite Dragon Ball Z character and give him a fade, then you shall picture a Brooklyn Cut. The Brooklyn Cut can be seen on your average Desi party promoter, DJ, wannabe DJ and most Desi metrosexuals.
If you are a brown person, I guarantee that you can name at least a handful of guys who sport this haircut. The Brooklyn cut is no longer reserved for the Italian kids who hang out at the Jersey shore. The brown people are sporting it like it’s one of those Live Strong bands. However, sporting the Brooklyn cut does not support a cancer cure nor does it help anyone except for the millions of shareholders of Pomade and L.A. Looks hair gel.
The Brooklyn cut involves a lot of blow drying and a lot of hair gel. It takes most guys a total of 20 minutes to style it correctly. Sadly, guys who sport this hairstyle take longer to get ready than their girlfriends. Sometimes it is just easier to stick your penis in an electrical socket and watch your hair spike up instantly.
This is the best “Stuff Brown People Like” so far! haha Curry Bear is on point!
“Sometimes it is just easier to stick your penis in an electrical socket and watch your hair spike up instantly.”
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH
I had that hair style way before the Gottis i got rid of it because everyone kept callin it that…so annoying. I didn’t dye it blonde tho.
that is the worst hair style since the mullet. for realz
haha i can name 10 guys with that hair cut right now….even fobs rock that hair cut now. Yeah Sunny from NJIT I am talking about you!
hahaha cb you crack me up. this has become such a stereotype amongst desi ppl.
haha i hate everyone that has that cut..its so dumb.
I think everyone looks like a tool with that hair style regardless of race.
Frost tips on the Brooklyn blowout are the gayest thing in the world.
The worst thing is the brooklyn cut with frost tips…on dark south indian kids
First off: Stop Hating
Second: We like it because its hot.
Third: Brown people rocked it before Italians.
Abi, are u south Indian and on sig rho?? cause that explains why you think it’s hot. PS, you’re a fag.
HAHAh, yes, he’s a fag. All desi frat boys have this haircut, i think it’s part of the initiation along with swallowing your brother’s load and taking it in the ass. True Story.
actually brown people sport that hairstyle because the want to be consider as Ricans. That’s the actually truth
everyone has been watching too much Sapranos…i think its a jersey thing…i havn’t seen people in texas with this cut.
The “BROOKLYN cut” was actually originated in PATERSON, NJ. First they steal the Giants and Jets, now they steal this. Well, they can have the Giants and Jets, cause they suck, so does this haircut. Only losers rock it, no seriously, LOSERS. Like BIG TIME losers. Like i can’t stress enough how much of a loser they are. Seriously. LOSERS !
Wait who won the superbowl? Oh, right…
they still suck, they just got lucky.
You call Eli Manning’s last drive lucky? Tom Brady should sport a Brooklyn cut because he’s a fag and a cheater.
First of those Gotti kids are straight up fag wads.
Second, the BK cut is the gayest shit I have ever seen, ever.
Third, I don’t remember EVER seeing someone with this cut on the sopranos (watched every episode).
Fuck you, Tom Brady is pretty
I been to Texas and seen people with it…the rest are prolly covering it with their cowboy hats.
why do these kids look like they got spray on tans
If everyone hates it…than why do so many people rock it?
Caymen has a good point. how many of you people commenting on it actually has one.. im betting quite a few guys have at least tried it… this one was really ‘popular’ with desi guys in high school..
Remember back in the day when the desi kids would rock the ricky martin hair style…where its spiked in the front and gelled flat on the top. lol
i never once in my life had this hair style, and i never plan to
“I think we just want someone to confuse us with the Gotti kids instead of the Ghandi kids”
RTFLMAO
God I want to punch those kids in the picture so bad! Right in the face!!
Wow, just wow.
I don’t even see a purpose in this haircut at all anymore. I’m so ambivalent about my hair that I could careless about how it looks or the way it looks.
Desi people really need to just stop jacking shit, I mean, maybe it’s in our system or maybe it’s just that we can’t stop mirroring names, styles and just basic swag from other places (i.e. Bollywood/Hollywood)…
Just some thoughts…
Sorry it took me so long to respond. I was doin my hair. HUGE PARTY AT SAINT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
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