India’s Miracle Baby (Born in Train Bathroom Dropped on Tracks)
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Kids, I have to write about this story because it is big news back in the motherland. Pretty soon your dadaji will hear about this story on AVS TV and call you a wuss for being born in America. This is the story of a woman, a train, a not so efficient toilet, a baby and the strength of human-kind. I was going to say man-kind, but the baby in this story is a girl. A woman named Bhuri Galbi, pregnant with a 7 month old baby, was traveling on a train from Rajasthan to Ahmedabad. She went for a pee-pee in the train. Next thing you know, she woke up in the restroom with people banging on the door and a stomach with no baby.
Apparently Bhuri passed out in the bathroom while doing her thang. While she passed out, the baby passed out of the train. I don’t even know if you can call it a baby. It was a 7 month old fetus. Word to the wise, never use a public bathroom on a train or anywhere in India. Some say that if you fall down in the toilet of a moving train in India, you will end up on the mysterious island on the TV show Lost. This could explain why Lost is such a shitty show. Bhrui’s brother-in-law pulled the chain and alerted the train guards about the situation.
As she lay on the track — fortunately located close to the Amblisayan railway station — some members of the Gram Rakshak Dal alerted station master KK Rai that a new-born child was lying on the track.
While rushing to the spot on foot, Rai said he could hear the cries of the baby from a distance. On coming closer, he could not believe what he saw. “The baby was lying dangerously close to the left track with the umbilical cord hanging by the side,” Rai said. The baby had turned blue due to the chill at midnight.
The baby is now fine and recuperating in the hospital under intensive care. It’s stories like these that make you say, “Holy shit how the fuck did that happen?” Not only did the baby survive the drop from a train (that could have been moving), but it was also luckier than a box of Lucky Charms. The baby weighs 1.4kg (in LBs that is…..multiply 1.4 x 2.2…carry the one….damn you metric system………so Google says it is 3.1lbs).
After hearing death defying stories like these, Curry Bear gets a tingly sensation. It starts at my toes, then crinkles my nose, where ever it goes, I always know. It’s amazing how much crap people can go through and still live. If this story has made you say “WTF mates”, then I suggest watching the show “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” on the Discovery channel.
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I still don’t understand what happened. Was the lady on the train or the track, and how did the baby exactly get on the track from the train.
in the trains in India…when you go to the bathroom ur shit goes on the tracks…yeah i know nasty…but thats what happened to the baby.
Train Conductor: You were in the bathroom for a while. Did you have indigestion?
Lady: No I just had a baby.
basically a toilet on a long distance train is a regular toilet bowl which leads to a hole in the floor of the train which then empties out onto the tracks. it gets very chilly up your bum because the cold air rushes up from the tracks. oh and it gets very loud in the bathrooms as well because you can hear the train on the tracks.
so she peed her baby out onto the tracks.
also, as a note of courtesy, dont use the loo when the train stops at a station. it makes the station all smelly.
How do you not notice you just had a baby? And what happened to the umbilical cord?
that baby doing the pushup is so cute! and this story is pretty amazing, hopefully the baby didn’t have brain damage.
btw batman: there is alot of blood released in child birth– and umm yeah i am sure the vagina hurts just a wee bit after its been torn apart, and the umbilical cord was probably torn (ouch) pretty easily- its function doesn’t require it to be strong.
Nandu87,
1.Thanks for clearing that up
2. ewwwwwwwww