Stuff Brown People Like – #2 Taco Bell
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You knew this was coming. Brown people like Taco Bell. More specifically, Gujjus like Taco Bell. What is the obsession with Taco Bell? Is it the Nacho Bell Grande? The chalupas? The infinite amount of free Fire sauce packets you can grab? The e-coli infected lettuce? No. Taco Bell gives brown people an alternative they can’t find in many other fast-food places: vegetarian food. Since certain brown people (OK..I’m typically talking about most Gujjus) can’t eat meat, Taco Bell is like a godsend for them. Taco Bell is like the messiah of meals so to speak. While the other brown people (Mexicans and Latinos) have rejected Taco Bell, us South Asian brown people have embraced it with both open arms and an open mouth.
Brown people like the fact that they have an alternate option of substituting beans into everything at Taco Bell. In fact, Taco Bell had to create special cash registers to allow a “No Beef” selection for the cashier. Saying that brown people like Taco Bell is an understatement. Brown people really do love Taco Bell. They love it so much that they add it as part of their interests on Facebook and MySpace.
When a bunch of Gujju college kids get together, there is always a unanimous decision to go to Taco Bell at midnight while studying for a final exam. This rule is only broken when a Muslim or a non-vegetarian Hindu friend is part of the group. At times Curry Bear will see an entire family out for the night in fancy desi clothes at Taco Bell. When I say family, I mean the parents, the kids, the uncles and even the grandparents. Taco Bell is also cheap, another trait us brown people are known for. Statistics say that 83% of brown people who face the death penalty request bean burritos from Taco Bell as their last meal.
Last year there was an outbreak of E. Coli and it was traced back to the lettuce used at Taco Bell. It was actually traced back to one Taco Bell restaurant in South Plainfield, N.J. South Plainfield is right next to little India (a.k.a Edison). You would think that after such an outbreak people would stop going to the restaurant and they may even shut down the restaurant. But brown people love Taco Bell so much that not only was the particular restaurant in South Plainfield not shut down, but people were there ordering food a week later. Despite the big news about the E. Coli outbreak, people didn’t mind eating there. Taco Bell should thank brown people because after the E. Coli fiasco, it was us brown people that kept it in business. True story. If they closed down Taco Bell tomorrow, the Dow would plunge 5,000 points – and it wouldn’t be because of Taco Bell’s stock. It would be because all the brown people working at Wall Street would spend 4 hours trying to figure out what to eat for lunch and options trading would come to a halt.
So happy eating to all you Taco Bell loving brownies out there. Until next time, may all your tacos be tasty and all your nachos be gnarly.
I’m guju, and I eat meat, so I’ll disagree with your across the board “Guju’s don’t eat meat” statement.
That being said, there’s already a Stuff Indians Like blog…that started a week before yours and after Stuff White People Like. You guys should team up, their site is pretty extensive already.
Yeah same here, Hindu Guju and I didn’t even know we’re supposed to be vegetarians until all you internet people told me. If you’re a Vegetarian Guju, please reply. I’m starting to question this theory.
True about what you guys said, but it does apply to a LOT of gujju people I know.
hahaha so true…
Obviously it’s not going to apply to all Gujju’s but i would say it’s a fair stereotype given the amount of gujju’s at Taco Bell every day. Even all the workers there are Gujju.
Not true:
Curry Bear’s first entry was on Feb 24
http://www.currybear.com/wordpress/?p=1514
Stuff Indian People like first entry was on Feb 28
http://stuffindianslike.blogspot.com/2008/02/1-800-outsourcing.html
Also according to Curry Bear’s last StuffBrownPeopleLike they got permission from stuff whitepeoplelike.com
That’s lame, they basically stole Currybear’s idea. Also, there’s isn’t even a real site.
it doesn’t matter what came first, it’s still a funny topic lol
Muslims use taco bell as an alternative too.
Oh and for the record…I hate Taco Bell. Sorry not into beans.
CB, here’s some “stuff brown people like” that you can report: http://www.durex.com/cm/sexual_wellbeing_graphPrint.asp?browser=ok&flash=ok
The Sex!
lol thats so true…there’s always gujjus and other indians around any taco bell
I can name like 10 people off the top of my head that have listed taco bell as an interest on facebook. lol
yeah man, how many times have you hung out with gujju friends and say “let’s go eat” & the first thing that they suggest is taco bell. lol i still love my gujju friends though
yeah, so Tacobell is pretty much a fafillion calories of sex wrapped in a conveniently tasty tortilla.
no, seriously. it is.
aaaaaand you loser. how the heck can you hate tacobell? we’re over.
No don’t say that…I’ll learn to love it!
Their first entry was February 21st:
http://stuffindianslike.blogspot.com/2008_02_21_archive.html
No drama I just think ya’ll should team up
I guess i was mistaken…it’s weird that #41 is dated on Feb21st and number 1 and 2 are Feb 28 and March 2. Weird. I wasn’t trying to hate. Just something i noticed.
Teaming up wouldn’t be a bad idea since Curry Bear seems to only do it once a week.
Im not Hindu or Muslim and I love Taco Bell strictly for its cheapness.
falsification
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