A Curry Bear Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! I know, I know. I haven’t updated the site in a while. Well what can I say – between banging prostitutes, selling cocaine to feed the prostitues’ kids, stalking college girls and playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, I have been a very busy bear. I just want to take this special day to thank all of you who keep coming to this site, reading my articles and clicking on my Google Ads so I make a lot of money. I mean seriously, some of you are still arguing over articles I wrote 5 years ago (ahem…Rajnikanth fans). I promise you, more exciting things are coming on this site. I’ve been spending more time on Twitter & Facebook, but now I’ll divert some attention back to the site in writing stupid articles. I just need some time to recruit a few um…employees. I’m also looking for a hot intern, so if you’re sexy, please send me an email.
As a 13 billion year old Curry Bear, all I can tell you is to spend time with your family this weekend. Yes, those hundreds of dollars you can save on gadgets and gizmos on Black Friday sound very appealing. But no savings on a digital camera or an external hard drive is worth standing in line in the cold all night and time away from your family. These little moments may not seem like a big deal now, but one day when you are old and some family members have gone, you’ll wonder about your choices in life.
By the way, I make Curry Turkey. I’ll share my secret recipe if you send me a dirty picture of you (offer valid to chicks only).