CURRY BEAR

The biggest, most competitive, and the most exciting show of the year is almost a week away – Jhoomti Shaam on March 6th is taking place in LA, California, the home of Jack Bauer and that Baseball team that cheats by using Angels to win games. If you ask me, using Angels is just as bad as using steroids.

This year, Jhoomti Shaam has some of the most talented and skilled teams in their HFD line up. The top HFD teams from around the country will be performing at this event. They consist of the following:

Berkeley Azaad – Berkeley’s new generation HFD team. I heard a rumor some members of this team once fought for an Azaad Kashmir and now they’re dancing for an Azaad Berkeley.

From the SoCal, we have USC Anjaane and UC Irvine Zamana. I hear these teams are so hot that if they got a notification every time someone masturbated to their pictures on facebook…well they would be really annoyed by all the facebook notifications. .

One of the most diverse HFD team, Stanford Dil Se. This is a team that is better than the Shah Rukh Khan movie.

From the mid-west we have Northwestern A-Nu-Bhav. I have a feeling this team came up with its name by randomly selecting symbols from the periodic table of elements.

This is Jhoomti Shaam’s first year with a fusion category and it has stacked up an impressive fusion line up with diverse dance style to pop its fusion cherry. No doubt they have the best HFD line up but they may also have the best Fusion line up of the year.

You can expect my cousins, the Hiphop/Bhangra phenomena, NYU Pandemonium to shut it down in Cali. If they don’t “shut it”, I will release an army of panda bears that will maul to death every one at NYU, including the cast of Gossip Girl. However, NYU isn’t the only all male crew.

California’s first all-male fusion team, Berkeley Zahanat will also be there. Rumor has it that all the guys on Zahanat have sworn to remain virgins till they win Jhoomti Shaam and will be suffering from E.D. until their victory, so I hope they lose. That way more ladies for me.

Jhoomti Shaam also has one of the most extraordinary filmi-fusion dance teams on the west, San Diego’s new generation dance team, UCSD Zor. This team was named after the very awful Sunny Deol movie (look it up on IMDB, it has a 4 out 10 rating).

Then there are the sexy ladies of Texas Mohini . These girls shocked everyone with their amazing style last year at Dance Fusion and now they are coming to Cali to kick some ass and shake some ass, and if you touch them in the wrong place, they will sue your ass.

If this isn’t exciting enough, the most talented HFD team will also be performing an exhibition, the host of this event, UCLA Naasha! Along with the standard prizes, additional prizes will be given out by DesiDanceTeams.com for Most Creative Dance Team, Best Male Dancer, and Best Female Dancer. Curry Bear himself will be giving out awards to the sexiest girls at the competition. I will be giving out condoms, but all the condoms will expire the next day so you have to use them the night of Jhoomti Shaam.

If you are going to go to any dance competition this year, this is the one you want to attend. You can’t miss this dance competition. Even if Michael Jackson came back from the dead to perform one last concert on March 6th at the Staples Center, I would still go to Jhoomti Shaam. This is mostly because I am afraid of zombies, but also because the competition will be that awesome. I plan to enjoy the amazing weather of California, cupcakes from Sprinkles, shop at Rodeo, eat some In & Out burgers and then watch the most intense and exciting dance competition of the year!! Then hopefully get a little In & Out of my own if you know what I mean.

Check out the discussion on Jhoomti Shaam and support your favorite team http://www.desidanceteams.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1926

Check out the Jhoomti Shaam website to purchase tickets. Tell them Currybear sent you and you’ll receive a lollipop flavored condoms. http://www.jhoomtishaam.com/