CURRY BEAR

“Sexy Bitch”
David Guetta Featuring Akon

This song is called Sexy Bitch? I guess Akon gave up trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.

‘TiK ToK’
Ke$ha

You kick guys to the curve unless they look like Mick Jagger? Really? You must have daddy issues. This is what Mick Jagger looks like.
<~~Seriously?

One Less Lonely Girl
Justin Bieber

You said “I’ll take her and leave this world with one less lonely girl”. If you leave this world, that means you would have died. For her to be one less lonely girl when you leave this world you would have to kill her too? These lyrics sound like they are written by a psycho or a 12 year old. Oh wait.

You Found Me
The Fray

I went to the corner of First and Amistad. I didn’t see him.

Love Lockdown
Kanye West
Kanye

But you done broke my heart, into a million pieces/I should’ve seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis.

Really Kanye, really? You think having the ability to move things with your mind would help you see it coming?

Do You Remember?
Jay Sean

I think they should always play Jay Sean’s “Do You Remember” for patients with Amnesia. I think it can help.

Hard
Rihanna

Rihanna’s song “Hard” would sound totally different if sung by a guy. “Yeah, I’m so hard”- Just sayin.

BedRock
Young Money Featuring Lloyd

I can’t believe one of the worst pick up lines in the world is a hit song.

Whatcha Say
Jason Derulo

I can’t believe you sampled a song made popular by an SNL skit.

Fifteen
Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor Swift,
When I was fifteen and told someone I loved them. They didn’t believe me.

Best I Ever Had
Drake

If you can make it whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song. That is impressive. Most impressive.