Curry Bear Music Monday – Part 1
David Guetta Featuring Akon
This song is called Sexy Bitch? I guess Akon gave up trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.
You kick guys to the curve unless they look like Mick Jagger? Really? You must have daddy issues. This is what Mick Jagger looks like.
One Less Lonely Girl
You said “I’ll take her and leave this world with one less lonely girl”. If you leave this world, that means you would have died. For her to be one less lonely girl when you leave this world you would have to kill her too? These lyrics sound like they are written by a psycho or a 12 year old. Oh wait.
You Found Me
I went to the corner of First and Amistad. I didn’t see him.
But you done broke my heart, into a million pieces/I should’ve seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis.
Really Kanye, really? You think having the ability to move things with your mind would help you see it coming?
Rihanna’s song “Hard” would sound totally different if sung by a guy. “Yeah, I’m so hard”- Just sayin.
Young Money Featuring Lloyd
I can’t believe one of the worst pick up lines in the world is a hit song.
Dear Taylor Swift,
When I was fifteen and told someone I loved them. They didn’t believe me.
Best I Ever Had
If you can make it whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song. That is impressive. Most impressive.