CURRY BEAR

Sunny Leone is the most popular, beautiful, and number one Desi adult actress in America. It only made sense that we interview her since we are the number one Desi comedy blog in America and I’m the number one bear. According to Wikipedia, “Sunny Leone (born May 13, 1981 in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada) is an Indian-Canadian model and pornographic actress. She is best known for winning Penthouse magazine’s Pet of the Year title for 2003. She is also noted for being one of the few pornographic actresses with an Indian Punjabi background. Leone’s father was born in Tibet and raised in New Delhi, while her mother is from a small town called Nahan, Himachal Pradesh. Her family moved to California in 1996. Her parents (who are both of Indian descent) are aware of her career and support her. She is finishing college and intends to become a pediatric nurse. Sunny, who was born Karen Malhotra (damn even her real name is sexy) is 5’4 and 110 lbs. Her Measurements are 34-24-34 (this also happens to be the combination to my porn stash). She has also appeared in the “Penthouse Pets in Paradise” home video, as well as Ja Rules’ “Livin’It Up” music video.”

However, if you really want to know about Sunny Leone you don’t need to look up on wikipedia or IMDB. Just ask any college going male and some female desis, and they can tell you everything about her. Every time someone mentions why there aren’t any Desi porn stars, Sunny Leone’s name is immediately thrown into the ring. I, for one, am glad she is out there to let it be known that desi girls are just as sexy if not more so as any other adult actress. Curry Bear did a lot of research for this interview. This was the only research that I truly enjoyed (if you know what I mean). Thank You Sunny for giving me the ability to watch porn with a legitimate reason. Check out our hilarious, yet educational interview.

1. CBear: What is it like being an Indian in the adult entertainment business? Do you think being Indian sets you apart from other girls and gives you an advantage?
Sunny: It’s great to be Indian. I love what I do so being different is a plus. It’s a huge advantage to be of a different race. It makes the first to do a lot of things in our industry.

2. CBear: Now adult videos have some really funny plots. I once saw a video where people had sex while wearing Viking hats and mountain climbing . What is the strangest plot you have ever been in or seen?
Sunny: Hmmm…I actually don’t really watch a lot of adult movies but I always think its crazy to watch an old man have sex with a 18 year old. She never looks like she is enjoying it.

3. CBear: Well in her defense I don’t think I would enjoy sex with an old man either. Now, one of the most iconic things about these videos is the cheesy music. What kind of music would you prefer to get your freak on to?
Sunny: I would love to hear…Portishead or Prince…

4. CBear: OK, now name the silliest song you would have sex to.
Sunny: An old Michael Jackson song. Something about hearing his music and having sex makes me laugh.

5. CBear: That’s weird because I, myself, love to get off to “Beat it”. But since you are Indian let me ask you this. What Bollywood actor, hypothetically, would you most like to do a “scene” with? (We are testing your desi knowledge).
Sunny: Aamir Khan – he has been my favorite since I was a little girl….The movie “Dill” I think it was called. Hehe I probably spelled it wrong so please fix it.

6. CBear: No, we won’t fix it. In fact we will snicker at you from behind our computer screen. Then we will realize that you are a hot Indian porn star and beg you to not have the porn mafia come after us with laser dildos. Speaking of laser dildos, what new projects are you working on or have just completed that our reviewers should know about?
Sunny: I am working on a new redesign for my site www.sunnyleone.com. I am really proud of it and am looking forward to everyone looking at it. I just finished shooting a reality show for Fox Reality Network.

7. CBear: A Fox reality show? Is it going to be called “Curry of Love with Sunny Leone”? Sign me up! Tila Tequila’s got nothing on you! Speaking of Tila, why is it that hot girls won’t have sex with me when I fix their cable like they do in pornos?
Sunny: Maybe chocolate covered strawberries will work and a big romantic movie with you once the TV is fixed…you just need to modify your technique.

8. CB: Well, I think it’s because everyone has switched to digital and doesn’t prefer analog. Then again no one really prefers anal…anyways how did you get into this business?
Sunny: I was given a number to an agent and he then introduced me to the photographer who shot me for Penthouse magazine.

9. CBear: What exactly do you mean by “shot you”? Kidding…kidding it was a joke. Please don’t hurt me… unless you think I’d like it. Moving to the next question, I’m sure in every interview they ask you what your favorite position is, but fuck that. This is Curry Bear. What is the strangest position you have done?
Sunny: The strangest position would be when your ass in the air bent over and then man comes above you and has sex with you.

10. CBear: Oh yes the old “bend your ass in the air and the man comes above you” position. They would do that to me back when I worked at the circus. Those clowns are sick fucks! Now, should people actually try many of the moves they see in porn and use it as actual educational techniques or is it mainly just for aesthetics purposes?
Sunny: You should completely copy the moves you see. There is a reason we do it and it’s because it’s fun and feels good. Adult movies are the best way for a man to learn how to please a woman and a woman to please a man.

11. CBear: Alright, I guess I’m going to go home to try the Jack Hammer on my girlfriend. Now, what kind of preparation goes into doing a scene? Do you guys do a warm up fuck?
Sunny: There really is not a lot of preparation other than what you think is hygienically right. I think you should be clean…and no there is no warm up fuck. You will have an idea of if you have chemistry with the man or woman and that is the best when you can flirt with them.

12. CBear: You ever think about sneaking some dirty talk in Hindi in your videos?
Sunny: I would love to put Hindi in my movies.

13. CBear: Oh I bet you would, baby. Ever think about doing a scene with Curry Bear? We can call it “Getting Bare with Curry Bear”?
Sunny: I think I will hold off on that one for a bit.

14. CBear: Whoohoo, I got shot down by Sunny Leone. How many people can say that?! Anyway, back to the questions. How long does it take to film a scene? Is it one continuous shot or is it only edited to look that way?
Sunny: It depends on the director….most of my scenes are so intense that we keep going…sometimes they stop you and ask for another position.

15. CBear: Wow, you’re like the energizer Playboy bunny. You keep…fucking and fucking..and fucking. Do you ever have porn bloopers? If so describe.
Sunny: Bloopers usually happen with lines…messing them up.

16. CBear: Yes, because people only watch adult movies for the terrific dialogue. Now can you answer this urban legend that has been bugging me since I watched Jay and Silent Bob? Is it true men have to do gay porn before they can do straight porn?
Sunny: No

Sweet! I am so quitting this site and going into porn. Well I hope you enjoyed our silly questions and had a good time. This interview was a lot of fun and very educational. To all my readers, don’t forget to brighten your day by checking out Sunny Leone’s website and videos (get it…Brighten…Sunny. Sorry I couldn’t resist.) However, if you don’t check out her site she will beat you with a lightsaber dildo. The force is hard with this one.

www.sunnyleone.com
Check out some of these pictures of Sunny. You’ll find more on her site.