Curry Mail – Bollywood Actors On Steroids
Curry Bear received this email from one of his readers:
Hey cb I was thinking the other day about what is going on in baseball. I’m really disappointed at some of my favorite players like Roger Clemens and Paul O’Neill. I used to be such a fan of the Yankees until this drug scandal surfaced. I was watching an Indian movie and wondering if bollywood actors are also doing steroids. Half the time in a song all you see is some guy without a shirt. What do you think about this cb? I ask you cause you seem to know to be an all-knowing bear 
- Sandeep
Houston, TX
Dear Sandeep,
You’re right about one thing – Curry Bear is an all-knowing supreme being. I also know your mom’s bra size is 34 C.
There is no question that some Bollywood actors are on steroids. I say some actors because a few of them I believe are truly fitness freaks. Here are some of the top actors (in no particular order) that I feel in my opinion are taking steroids. I’d like to state that I’m not accusing anyone here because Curry Bear is not Jose Canseco. This is just my opinion based on the countless crappy Bollywood movies I’ve seen. Also, I should note that it’s human growth hormones that you’re most likely referring to Sandeep, but we’ll just use the term “steroids” anyway cause my readers don’t really care.
Salman Khan – This guy should have his face next to the definition of steroids in a dictionary. Salman Khan started the trend of actors showing off their muscles in Bollywood. Before he arrived, actors rarely took their shirts off because the audience didn’t want to see hairy chests. Once Salman arrived in the movie industry, the audience had to put up with a guy who loved to take his shirt off and wear daisy-duke shorts. Curry Bear has heard rumors that Salman would beat the crap out of writers if they didn’t write a scene for him to take his shirt off.
Why do I think Salman has taken steroids? His recent behavior in public over the last few years is a perfect example of a man on steroids. He beats up women. It’s a known fact that he tried to beat up Aishwarya Rai and there were recent rumors that he slapped his current ho, Katrina Kaif. This is a perfect example of ‘roid rage. After he got dumped by Ash, he went nuts and even showed up on her set like a maniac. Curry Bear often jokes about beating a bitch with a bat – it’s all fun and games until someone actually does beat a bitch. If Salman Khan is not on steroids, then Curry Bear is not a real bear.
Hrithik Roshan – I like to call him Hrithik “Daddy Long Legs” Roshan. OK seriously, is it even humanly possible to have a body like Hrithik? Hrithik was not always a jacked up guy. I believe he is taking steroids for one reason: he was trained by the same person who trained Salman Khan. Hrithik is like the Roger Clemens of Bollywood. We all know deep down that he must have done something to get that jacked no matter how much he denies it. All interviews of Hrithik have him saying that takes his fitness seriously. Personal accounts from people who know him also say that he is a fitness freak and doesn’t miss a day of exercise. Despite these statements, I still feel like something funny is going on. For God’s sake, the man’s legs are twice as long as his torso. On IMDB, Hrithik’s bio says that he added 6kg of muscle for his role in Krrish and he often adds/loses weight depending on the role. Had it not been for my suspicion of steroid use, I’d say Hrithik is the Bollywood version of Christian Bale (minus the acting skills). Unless Hrithik publishes a book detailing his exercise routine and the “high-protein” diet he claims to follow, I am still going to have my suspicions.
There is one thing I know for sure: Hrithik Roshan’s extra thumb on his right hand is definitely not a result of steroid use.
Shah Rukh Khan – I don’t know if SRK is going through a mid-life crisis, but he has no reason to compete with people like Hrithik and Salman in the “Who has the most muscle?” category. Prior to Om Shanti Om, SRK was always known for his lovey-dovey roles. He’s made a few action movies, but every time we think of SRK, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Kal Ho Na Ho come to mind. SRK was never associated with muscles, so it was a big shock to see him sporting 6-pack abs for OSO. The sad thing is, there was really no reason for him to even gain muscle for that role. When I first saw the poster for OSO with SRK showing off his muscles, I thought the movie was a desi version of Fight Club. Oh, how disappointed I was that I didn’t see SRK beating the crap out of somebody. At this age, if SRK can get a set of 6-pack abs in a matter of months without steroids, then he should stop acting and go on American Gladiators.
Upen Patel – Here’s another guy who I believe is on steroids. From the first time I saw him in a music video and from his last movie, this guy has transformed more than Optimus Prime. I don’t know if I can call him an “actor” and include him in this list. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please watch the movie Shakala Boom Boom. If you decide not to commit suicide after wasting 3 hours on that crapfest, then come back and talk to me about it.
Here are some Bollywood actors that I feel are definitely not on steroids or HGH:
Saif Ali Khan – hasn’t stabbed/punched a bitch yet and his muscles look natural when he takes his shirt off. No homo.
Akshay Kumar – this man knows Karate, is known to work out everyday and once strapped himself on a plane at 40,000 feet for a song.
John Abraham – Yeah, I thought he did steroids too until I researched him. After going through countless pictures of John Abraham without a shirt, I just stopped caring whether he does steroids or not. He does work out extensively and has his own fitness videos. If only someone would give John Abraham some acting videos….
Aamir Khan – The only reason why a method actor like Aamir Khan would do steroids is if he were playing the role of Jose Canseco in a Baseball movie.
Abhishek Bachan – If he is taking steroids, it’s not working.
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@Racist People:
You’re right, he’s a fucking ABCD faggot that needs his fucking ABCD head beaten to a fucking pulp, just like you
LOOK AT MEH I’M SO AMERICUNT AND COOL DISSING HINDI FILMS/ACTORS
Bunch of faggots, you need to be jumped/killed if ever come across.
you people commenting are so FUCKEN RETARDED!!! CAN’T YOU READ!!!
“I’d like to state that I’m not accusing anyone here because Curry Bear is not Jose Canseco. This is just my opinion based on the countless crappy Bollywood movies I’ve seen.”
Learn to take a joke you fags!
That’s only funny to some ABCD coolie queer like you that deserves his ass bombed by a terrorist.
Hahaha Curry Bear/Haaldi Rehch
You are a riot man!
I love your comments….’transforms more than Optimus Prime”..LOL that is a classic
Of course these guys are on gear no doubt….but hey that is their life……..
Have to admit though…..Dabangg is a cool film.
Hey Hindu Bear aka Curry Bear……
Check out this link for confirmation that Salman Khan (Me) is on steroids….
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad-times/Will-the-real-Salman-Khan-please-stand-up/articleshow/23889519.cms
Cheers
This is a long write up but you can scroll to my last line for the main point.
Curry bear and other accusers,
Do you even work out hard enough to know what can be achieved without steroids. It f.kin pisses me off when retards attribute a good body to roids. Seriously, the bollywood actors are not even crazy buff and shredded. Their body is very achievable naturally. In fact, better can be achieved naturally.
First off stuff like protein shakes, vitamin pills, creatine are all natural supplements. They are found in normal pills and are used to make convenient adjustments to diet. Whey protein shakes are proteins isolated from milk so if you are telling me those are steroids then that ironic as fCk considering how much milk indians drink. There are many other supplements which enhance muscle building but are still legal as they do not contain hormones. Examples are nitric oxide for preworkout to let you have more energy during workout.
I have read the workout programs of bollywood actors and honestly if they rigorously followed their diet plan and workout their results were definitely natural.
Those who abuse steroids can be distinguished. They are much larger and shredded. Of course even steroid users have to workout hard but their transform more easily to a large ripped body. Honestly, Salmans arms and forearms are quite skinny for him to be on roids. Hrithiks diet, exercise and cardio habits naturally keep him lean. In dhoom 2 he Hrithik barely has any chest size. Even shahid in chance pe dance. Thats a sign of cardio since steroids would allow you to be lean without losing much muscle. There’s accusations of KSG being on roids and I can sorta believe that considering how big he is all over. But then it may not be true either if he is devoted to working every small muscle group with dedication. Then theres other signs of steroid use such as puffy nipples or bitch tits that u can recognize.
Most accusers are skinny-fat indians who are not eating/exercising right. I know that Indians donot have the best muscle building genetics. Indians usually have big torso (big chest, wide body, easy gut) but skinny limbs specially forearms and calves. But then the diet is at fault too.The indian diet is very high in carbs from wheat, saturated fats from ghee and whole milk . Too much wheat can cause lots of weight gain specially for celiacs sensitive to wheat. Also athletics are not a large part in the Indian upbringing and students have less exposure to intensive sports during their senior years. I have noticed that sprinting and fullbody workouts naturally get my testosterone high and help me stay lean. I also know a lot of ppl who have a better body than bollywood actors and i’m 200% sure they are natural.
Bollywood actors are in the mainstream film industry. They are not pornnstars. I dont see why they would risk their career with steroids which will shorten their career, make them age quicker, damage their reputation considering how fast news leaks. But who knows?
…..My point: A much better body than these bollywood actors can be achieved without steroids and even without legal supplements.
Good article, however how do you know steroids cause roid rage. In the article you mentioned Salman Khan being a woman beater, based on his actions committed in the past. Steroids only enhance your performance in the gym, giving you a much better pump, and much faster recovery time allowing your muscles to grow. Aggression would only occur when other factors affect one’s life.
This is unrelated to this topic, However many sport organizations around the world, have banned Steroids due to enhancing their performance, or otherwise known as cheating. This topics argumentative, because if taking steroids enhances your performance, so does getting eye surgery for playing Golf, taking any kind of legal supplement, even eating healthy, because all these factors do influence your performance one way or another. So is it considered Cheating?
Sandeep:
What did Paul O’Neill do wrong? Never tested positive for anything.
Anyway, if you want to look at teams that won solely due to steroid use, look at the ’02 Anaheim team and the ’04 Boston team. Boston’s two most prolific sluggers tested positive, and supporting cast players like Varitek, Damon, Millar and Miller all were users.
tum sab madharchod ho jisne body banani thi banali.ab gand marana band karo n muth mar ke so jao
Guys this article is a joke….don’t take it seriously.
Find it very difficult to believe that Hrithik takes steriods.
Guys yes its so steriods are of powerfull its effects easily…but it reduce life span…and more over not only hrithik to mj to arnold every person whether body builders or action heros use steriods to gain body weight and be as muscular than others but its tough times some times if u addicted for steriods becoz i have just started it…..from past 6 months…but most of them use anabolic steriods….but every celabrity or whether action her silversatllone or ronnie coleman or jay cutler uses steriods big and heavy body builders do their toughest work out they use it…but at the same time hrithik saman guys are using steriods they are in safe zone for caring by personal docotrs and fitness trainer but in mj he use to not listen his personal doctor he is jusy adictted for anabolic steriod its call dipovan drug….so guys dnt use steriods its harmful to health but i use it….
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