Archive for March, 2008

March 31, 2008 / Stuff Brown People Like

Stuff Brown People Like #4 - Fighting At Desi Parties

Stuff Brown People Like #4 – Fighting At Desi Parties

Curry Bear has never been to a desi party where a fight did not occur. It's true and Curry Bear has been partying since '89. Every party I've ever been to at a club had a fight or at the least a fight

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March 30, 2008 / Videos

Transformers go Hollywood

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor Curry Bear has been partying all weekend so I didn't get to post anything yesterday. For that I give you my sincerest apologies. However I feel that it's toooo

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March 28, 2008 / News

Ford Sells Jaguar/Land Rover to Tata

Ford Sells Jaguar/Land Rover to Tata

Hey remember when England used to rule the world? And remember when they took over India and killed brown people? Yeah....definitely NOT good times. Well, I guess karma does exist. Not only have desis

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March 27, 2008 / News, TV

Scrubs Leaving NBC For ABC; ABC Still Sucks

Scrubs Leaving NBC For ABC; ABC Still Sucks

My awesome sources tell me that Scrubs (like the best show, ever!) has been picked up by ABC for 18 episodes. Yes, I'm talking about ABC - the network that airs crappy shows like Grey's Anatomy and De

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March 26, 2008 / Videos

Lion 1, Stupid Desi Kung-Fu Lady 0

Man, I love this video. One of my guilty pleasures in life is watching animals attack people. Maybe it's funny to me because I'm Curry Bear and I laugh at the misery of humans. This is a great video t

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March 25, 2008 / Comics

Curry Bear Comics - Holi

Curry Bear Comics – Holi

Aah Holi, how I miss thee. Curry Bear hasn't celebrated Holi ever since he moved out of India. Celebrating Holi in America is just not the same as celebrating it in India. Back in the motherland,

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March 24, 2008 / General

New Bravo Show: Fierce

Curry Bear is going to have to turn in his man card (or bear card). I have been secretly doing something really gay for the past few months. No, I have not been having sex with your uncle Raji,

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March 23, 2008 / Articles

Curry Bear's

Curry Bear’s “People I Hate List”

Last week was Curry Bear's birthday, but I didn't feel like making a big deal about it. As I have become older, I've turned into a senile old man. I picture myself becoming Mr. Wilson from Dennis The

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March 22, 2008 / Bollywood, Videos

Alvin and The Chipmunks Sing Bollywood Songs

One of my recent favorite movies is Bhool Bhulaiya. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it. Curry Bear always recommends a movie that is produced by director Priyadarshan. One of my fav

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March 20, 2008 / Videos

Elliot Spitzer’s Hey There Delilah Spoof

Aaah here's a nice video poking fun at ex-Governor Elliot Spitzer. I've seen many parodies of Hey There Delilah, but this one is just mean and nasty with the lyrics. Also, Spitzer's call girl Ashley D

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March 18, 2008 / Bollywood

Curry Bear's Favorite Bollywood Actresses

Curry Bear’s Favorite Bollywood Actresses

A while back someone emailed Curry Bear asking who his favorite Bollywood actresses were. At that time I was still depressed over Aishwarya Rai's marriage to Abhishek so I didn't write about it. Frien

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March 17, 2008 / Videos

The Best Video About Relationships

Curry Bear's biggest fear is marriage. Back when C-Bear was a young boy in Rajasthan, his parents found him a rishta with a young girl. She was 9 years old so it was very easy for me to carry her and

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March 17, 2008 / News

Bear Charged For Theft of Honey

Bear Charged For Theft of Honey

Whenever bear-kind makes the news, Curry Bear gets excited. Bears are like Tom Hanks - there is virtually no one out there that hates either of them. If you hate bears or Tom Hanks, chances are you wi

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March 16, 2008 / Merchandise

Desi Walrus Entertainment Merchandise

Desi Walrus Entertainment Merchandise

Tired of club promoters flashing their company’s name? Mock them with Curry Bear’s fake desi promotion company. Next time they try to impress you by claiming that they work for so and so club

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March 13, 2008 / Articles

Good Bros Are Hard To Find

Good Bros Are Hard To Find

Kids, Curry Bear wants to take a moment in time to write about bros. No, I'm not talking about your siblings, though they may qualify. I'm talking about a real bro - a man's man. A man who you have gu

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March 12, 2008 / Videos

Facebook Off!

Here is a video spoof of the classic movie “Face/Off”. Face/Off is one of my favorite movies. This movie reminds me of simpler times when people actually thought Nicholas Cage was a good actor

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March 11, 2008 / Videos

Fake Airplane Experience Makes Curry Bear Sad

When I first saw the beginning of this video, I was laughing - because I thought it was a stupid idea to put up an airplane and create a fake airline experience for people. I mean, why would people pa

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March 10, 2008 / Stuff Brown People Like

Stuff Brown People Like - #3 The Brooklyn Cut

Stuff Brown People Like – #3 The Brooklyn Cut

Brown people like the Brooklyn cut. The Brooklyn cut goes by many names. Other commonly known names are the Brooklyn fade or the Brooklyn blowout. There are many reasons why brown people like the Broo

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March 9, 2008 / Curry Bear Exclusive, Interviews, Videos

Interview – Pari and Harvin

Yes, we promised you this interview a month ago. That was when we were going to give you a typed interview like we always do. However, after hanging out with Pari and Harvin at Phillyfest 2008, we dec

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March 8, 2008 / Events

Desi Walrus Entertainment- Party at Club Tonic! March 15 2008

Desi Walrus Entertainment- Party at Club Tonic! March 15 2008

After we did last week's comic, the awesome artwork of the DWE (Desi Walrus Entertainment) flyer by Natty J inspired Curry Bear. So we made up a fake desi promotion company called “Desi Walrus E

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March 7, 2008 / Videos

Street Fighter: The Later Years – Part 9

Ryu and E. Honda spar off in the final chapter. Yes, you read correctly, this is the final chapter. This has got to be one of the best mini-series I have ever seen. I am sad to see it end. I wish

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March 5, 2008 / News, Videos

Stephen Colbert interviews Shashi Tharoor and still hates bears

Stephen Colbert interviews Shashi Tharoor and still hates bears

Shashi Tharoor (ex United Nations Under-Secretary General) was recently on The Colbert Report. Normally I hate anybody that goes on The Colbert Report because Stephen Colbert believes that bears are t

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March 4, 2008 / Comics

Curry Bear Comics- Why Is Our Computer So Slow?

Curry Bear Comics- Why Is Our Computer So Slow?

Why Is Our Computer So Slow? If you have not noticed by now that Curry Bear has moved his comics to Wednesday then you need to buy a calendar (hopefully one of the brand new Curry Bear calendar

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March 3, 2008 / Merchandise

Curry Bear Merchandise Now on SALE!!

Curry Bear Merchandise Now on SALE!!

We've been talking about it forever, people have been asking about it, your mom wants it and it is finally here. Check out the new Curry Bear merchandise. We have T-shirts, baseball shirts, notebooks,

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March 2, 2008 / Stuff Brown People Like

Stuff Brown People Like - #2 Taco Bell

Stuff Brown People Like – #2 Taco Bell

You knew this was coming. Brown people like Taco Bell. More specifically, Gujjus like Taco Bell. What is the obsession with Taco Bell? Is it the Nacho Bell Grande? The chalupas? The infinite amount of

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March 2, 2008 / Videos

Japanese Transformers Fake Translated

This is either the Japanese or Chinese Transformer theme NOT TRANSLATED into English. It's just one random guy's interpretation of what he thinks they are saying. It is “fake translated” by bu

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March 1, 2008 / Videos

Japanese Game Show- Treadmill Madness

Curry Bear has a fetish for the Japanese. No, I’m not talking about the crazy sex acts that white people love so much. I am talking about Japanese game shows. Japanese game shows are the best. T

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