Archive for August, 2007

August 30, 2007 / General

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

That is NOT a picture of a Bangladeshi citizen shoving his foot up the ass of an army officer. It's just how them Bengali's walk it out. While Curry Bear was gambling his life savings away in Atla

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August 29, 2007 / General

You Know You’re Desi When…..

You know you're a desi when..... 1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping next year. 2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50%

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August 27, 2007 / Videos

Russell Peter’s Tsunami Skit

Aah Russell Peters...where did you go? Curry Bear missed you. So Curry Bear came across this little YouTube video and thought he'd be nice enough to make a post about it. Hopefully some of you have ke

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August 26, 2007 / Bollywood

Salman Khan In Jail

Salman Khan In Jail

Kids, it's the season for Bollywood actors to go to jail. First it was Sanjay Dutt. Now it's Salman Khan. Hmm...maybe Curry Bear was wrong about his theory of how rich people can't go to jail because

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August 24, 2007 / General

Dances based on Superheroes?

Curry Bear has noticed a new trend in clubs these days, boys and girls. Dances are not being named after funky chickens and tootsie rolls. Now dances are based on superheroes. Check out some of these

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August 22, 2007 / Movies

Harold & Kumar Part 2 Trailer

If you recall the first Harold & Kumar movie, at the end our two heroes were heading to Amsterdam. The sequel, titled Harold & Kumar Go To Amsterdam (man where do they come up with these awesome title

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August 20, 2007 / Articles

Unclejis

Unclejis

Man, it seems that everywhere I go, Unclejis appear out of nowhere. This would be normal if I were at Oak Tree Road in Iselin shopping for bhendi, cause bhendi is awesome when you eat it with chapati.

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August 17, 2007 / General

Funny Convos From Bash

One of Curry Bear's favorite websites is Bash.org. It's filled with funny conversations that take place in chatrooms. Although a lot of jokes are nerdy and can only be understood by geeks who use Linu

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August 16, 2007 / Videos

12 Days Of Indian Christmas

I know Christmas is far away, but time goes by fast. Soon you'll be fat from all the food you eat during Thanksgiving dinner. And the day after Thanksgiving, you go out shopping for Christmas. In Curr

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August 15, 2007 / General

War! Uhhh! What Is Good For?

Yes, Curry Bear has been singing that song ever since he saw Rush Hour 3. But while singing the song, he thought of a memorable quote by Mark Twain. Even today, 90 years after this quote was written,

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August 14, 2007 / General

Happy Independence Day! Happy 60th Birthday to India and Pakistan!!

Happy Independence Day to India and Pakistan who over 60 years ago, fought and won their independence from British rule. It's a celebration Bitches!! In five more years Pakistan and India will be

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August 14, 2007 / General

20 Most Popular Sites for Bargain Hunters

CurryBear is desi and like most desi people he can not pass up a good deal. Here are the top 20 bargain sites by ebizmba.com. 20 Most Popular Sites for Bargain Hunters | July 2007 Smart online

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August 12, 2007 / Videos

Desi College Show Skit

So kids, Curry Bear was browsing along on YouTube when he happened to come across this video. It's a small skit from the cultural show at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The skit is a well

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August 11, 2007 / General

Read A Motherfucken Book

Curry Bear came across this strange music video when surfing the net. Now rappers rap about the silliest things such as bitches, hos, alcohol, clothing and the occasional fornication. However, aft

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August 9, 2007 / News

Ramayan Video Game Coming Soon To A PlayStation - Or Now Known As PrayStation

Ramayan Video Game Coming Soon To A PlayStation – Or Now Known As PrayStation

Kids, for as long as Curry Bear can remember, video games were his gateway into tranquility. There is nothing like the satisfaction of beating a game after killing thousands of bad guys, emptying a mi

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August 8, 2007 / Dance Competitions

Bollywood Dance Competitions

Bollywood Dance Competitions

Kids, Curry Bear read a very in depth article on Bollywood dance competitions in the US. And it was written by a white guy. Over the past few years, desi dance competitions have got quite popular. In

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August 7, 2007 / Videos

Shakira Sings in Gujarati

Here is a video of Curry Bears girlfriend singing in Gujarati. Curry Bear stayed up many nights teaching her how to sing in this beautiful language. Ok, fine the video is not real, but still it lo

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August 6, 2007 / Articles, News

Desis In Edison Losing Homes - They're All Chop-Shops Anyway

Desis In Edison Losing Homes – They’re All Chop-Shops Anyway

Once again, whitey be holding me down! Kids, Curry Bear likes to visit Edison, NJ whenever he can. Despite the fact that this place has transformed itself into Mumbai, it still has some fine stuff. I

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August 5, 2007 / General

Things You Probably Didn't Know

Things You Probably Didn’t Know

Here is a nice little collage of things you probably have never heard of or even thought of that matter. Thanks to reader Sam Fisher for sending us this image. When he is not killing people in Uzbekis

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August 5, 2007 / Videos

Hey There Delilah- Interpreted by Josh Romea

Curry Bear came across this video of a little boy with a strange interpretation of the popular song "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White Tees. If you have not heard of this song, then you obviously

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August 3, 2007 / General

Skater Boy Invincible- Guy falls from 50 ft.

The X-games have started and the X definitely stands for extreme. Check out this crazy ass stunt. Not only does this guy land the first ever 720 in competitions but he takes the biggest fall also.

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August 3, 2007 / General

Curry Bear’s Life Lessons

Kids, life is about constantly learning new things. Whether it's taking the integral of e to the x (which if you write on paper spells out sex) or learning how to ride a bike, life is always teaching

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August 1, 2007 / General

Prisoners Dancing to Thriller

The choreography, the coordination, and the precision are insane. The Rockettes have nothing on these guys. 1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, C

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