Archive for May, 2007

May 31, 2007 / News

Even Spelling Bee Competitions Have Crazy Parents

Even Spelling Bee Competitions Have Crazy Parents

You know, Curry Bear finds it funny how some parents live vicariously (dictionary.com - look it up, it's a real word) through their kids . For example, soccer and football games played by middle schoo

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May 30, 2007 / General

AAJ Kal- The Next American Desi Hit

AAJ Kal- The Next American Desi Hit

Remember when Curry Bear told you that there is an Indian movie spoof in the works and we can’t talk about it for a while or else we will get “lawyered”. (Yeah that’s right, I made it into

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May 29, 2007 / Movies

Curry Bear's Movie Review - Cheeni Kum

Curry Bear’s Movie Review – Cheeni Kum

It's been a long time since Curry Bear has seen a good Indian movie. The last time C-Bear saw a good Bollywood flick, Pluto was still a planet, Lindsay Lohan was underage and the realm of TV was not s

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May 28, 2007 / General

How to know if you are a FOB.

Thank You to one of our readers for sending this to us. You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny. Your last name is longer than ten letters, i.e. Chandraprakash or Subraman

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May 27, 2007 / Videos

Building In Gujarat Tips Over

In the city of Surat, a building got drunk and collapsed on the floor. That is what Curry Bear would've said if buildings were people. But they're not. I don't know who designed this building, but thi

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May 25, 2007 / General

Have A Good Weekend

Kids, it's Friday. Your weekend starts now! Go out and party, have a barbie-q (that word is copyrighted by Curry Bear), and get wasted. Curry Bear's plans this weekend are to stay out and party all ni

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May 23, 2007 / General

More Minnie Gupta

OK, ever since Curry Bear put up his interview with Minnie Gupta, he has received several e-mails from guys telling him that they are pleasuring themselves to the pictures and they want to know if

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May 22, 2007 / News

Prison Break Actor Going To Jail

Prison Break Actor Going To Jail

Here at Curry Bear, we love two things: hot chicks with bouncing boobies and ironies/poetic justice. So it's no surprise that Curry Bear was laughing like a hyena (note: hyenas are still not as cool a

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May 20, 2007 / Interviews

Curry Bear’s Next Top Model

Curry Bear’s Next Top Model

You have seen her before on cover of Royal Magazine. Well she is now interviewing with your very own Cuddly Curry Bear. Now this isn’t your everyday model. Not only is she one of the hottest des

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May 17, 2007 / Comics

Hiro & Mohinder Go To WhiteCastle

Hiro & Mohinder Go To WhiteCastle

CurryBear was driving home and he heard a commericial about Heroes' Season finale. Then later in the day he heard people on the radio talking about a sequal to the Harold and Kumar movie. Then I got t

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May 15, 2007 / General

The Indian Playboy

The Indian Playboy

Kids, Curry Bear is a site about good, clean fun and humor. NOTTTT. Who are we kidding? We love filth, trash talking and gossip about who got gang-banged at a desi party last weekend (hint: it's a gir

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May 15, 2007 / General

Thank You Sponsors!

Curry Bear would like a moment to say a special thank you to all his sponsors! We love you DesiDanceTeams.com, or DDT as you like to be called. If we didn't know you better, we'd think you were some k

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May 13, 2007 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear CurryBear- Is Curry Bear a Hero? I don’t know…maybe…yes.

Dear Curry bear, Hope you are doing well. This is one of your biggest fans, who contacted you about in october, regarding getting my man back. well i just wanted to say that your plan worked and

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May 12, 2007 / Videos

Indian Superman dances with Indian Spiderman

Another Indian Superman Song, from the movie, "Dariya Dil" starring Govinda. There is also a girl dressed as Spiderman. Man I have to give it to Bollywood that is ballsy. Some questions come to mi

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May 10, 2007 / Articles

The George Castanza Philosophy of Work

Even though Curry Bear's Site is mostly for the college crowd, Curry Bear knows that his children (his readers) also have jobs. Unlike the people who read Bill O' Reilly's Blog, Curry Bear readers are

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May 10, 2007 / Videos

Snake Vs. Baby

I love the motherland. People back in the ole' country are so crazy. Here's a video of a baby put right in front of a cobra. But no need to worry - the parents made sure the fangs on the snake were re

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May 8, 2007 / General

Desi Guys And Their Clothes

Desi Guys And Their Clothes

Kids, Curry Bear would like to take a minute and talk about desi guys and their clothing. But don't panic - Curry Bear has not turned gay nor did his home get rampaged by the Queer Eye guys. Curry Bea

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May 7, 2007 / Videos

Indian Thriller With English Subtitles

Last year's famous video of Chiranjeev's Indian Thriller is back. Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, someone remakes this video with English subtitles. Listen to the words being said an

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May 6, 2007 / Videos

Hi, I’m a Marvel…and I’m a DC. (Mac PC Parody)

Hi, I'm a Curry Bear and I'm a Desi. Although we write about a lot of stuff that is college humor and a lot of stuff that is Desi related, not many people might know that we started out as a comic web

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May 4, 2007 / General

SPIDER-MAN 3

SPIDER-MAN 3

Today is the opening of what may be the most entertaining superhero movie ever. If you are like Curry Bear and played Maximum Carnage for Sega Genesis when he was a little cub, you know that the V

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May 1, 2007 / Curry Bear Exclusive

Stereotypes of a Desi Girl

OK we all know stereotypes are bad and do not apply to all groups. But stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. There is usually a small ounce of truth in it, like how Jews have big noses. Well, the

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