RANG Show
At Curry Bear’s favorite nerdy college, NJIT, there is a dance team called RANG. Like all colleges across the country, RANG is one of the many desi dance teams created by brown people coming together like Voltron – but instead of fighting, they dance. Curry Bear had previously written a lot about RANG but it was mostly negative stuff. However, this year Curry Bear is not out to make fun of RANG. This year, RANG put on a show to benefit a good cause, so instead of criticizing them, he will simply talk briefly about the show. This is not a review of the show, but rather a brief overview of what went down.
Unlike previous years when the Association of Indian Students (AIS) used to host the show, this year the show was hosted by RANG. Rumor has it that the RANG dance members performed shows on NYC subways to get enough money to host the show. This year, the charitable cause was for CRY. According to Curry Bear’s research, CRY (Child Relief & You) is an organization aimed to help children in India. They provide children with basic necessities of life, that most of you spoiled brats take for granted. CRY is run by donors and volunteers, which is what makes it great. So while some of you are sitting on your ass, eating Ben & Jerry’s and crying over Grey’s Anatomy, the members of CRY are helping out poor children by giving them food, shelter and an education. Curry Bear urges you to spare some money and support CRY. In fact, Curry Bear has donated some money towards this organization. To donate check out the official website. CRY
Now onto the RANG show. Curry Bear has never really enjoyed any AIS/RANG shows in the past. They’re often very disorganized and the people dancing in these shows could start their own boy band called Ain’t Sync. However, this year was slightly better than the last. They were able to bring out other teams that belonged to private dance academies (whose names I can’t seem to remember now due to massive consumption of alcohol) as well as TCNJ Saathiya. Curry Bear enjoyed the performances by the little kids, even though they all performed to Dhoom 2. In fact, Curry Bear’s new Asian photographer got excited when he heard the kids were performing to “DOOM 2″. He was very disappointed when he didn’t see any guns, monsters, or The Rock.
Like last year, Curry Bear’s photographer took pictures of this event. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. But at Curry Bear, a picture is worth a thousand jokes. Curry Bear had to isolate a few images captured at the right moment and add his own words to describe it. They were all done in fun with no intention of making fun of any individual involved in the show. Curry Bear hopes that some of you have enough sense of humor to laugh at these:
This here is the RANG dance team themselves.
Thanks to C-Bear’s photographer for taking a picture of this straight kid at the wrong time.
RANG wasn’t able to get Hrithik Roshan to perform, so they got M.C. Hammer.
If you don’t find this funny, then I guess you can say Curry Bear’s humor is “sikh”.
Aaah, this video will never get old.
Relax everyone, the only thing that is sacrificed at a RANG show is the performer’s dignity.
I hope the RANG girls’ parents see this picture. Ram ram ram!
Aaaah here we have the Sig Rho fraternity. If there was one thing that the RANG show definitely didn’t need, it was the performance by the Sig Rho fraternity. A desi event where uncles & aunties are present is the last place these guys should appear to strut their stuff. They call themselves the Sig Rho “Cobras”. I wish Samuel L. Jackson was present to shoot these frat boys for attacking the RANG show with their out of place performance. There was no point for Sig Rho to appear at this show – I don’t know who slept with who for Sig Rho to come and perform, but there was no need for it. I hope the RANG/AIS people currently present at NJIT read this and take my advice – do not invite fraternity people to come to this show again.
Man, the initiations people go through to join a fraternity have changed since I was in college.
It’s true – RANG takes dance lessons from 80′s Hollywood classics.
Remember these are just joke and if you want to check out the pictures taken by Curry Bear’s Photographer without the jokes, you can find them on Desi Dance Team’s website real soon. Our photographer sold it to them for a date with one of the girls from TCNJ Saathiya. She just does not know it yet. Also if your wondering why we didn’t goof on TCNJ, it is because their performance was so good, funny, and entertaining that we did not feel the need to. Good job as always. Rang also did a good job with “The Food Dance”.
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LMAO..oh man i have a feeling some people are not gonna like this one bit…i find it hilarious
haha i like the bubbles
the frat guys were so gay…why do they act like thugs?
It’s sad that Rang’s best performance that night was the one that had the least amount of dancing, the food dance segment.
Also, they were VERY unsnychornized in all their perofrmances.
Rang got served on their own event. They were atleast two other performances that were better than all of their performance.
Also, it wasn’t a Rang show, it was the Dipal show. Take about a camera whore. or stage whore.
served! served! served! served!
the TCNJ guys were awesome!
it’s really nice of TCNJ to do a performance at a small event for charity
After seeing TCNJ’s performance, Rang must be thinking, “Oh, so that’s what a GOOD fusion team is like”
Satarangi had a slow but nice and simple performance to that Fanaa song. Damn girl in the pink had a fatty. Could those pants be any tighter?????
i thnk that girl was like 16 man!!
Sig beta Rho’s performance looked like they watched a trailer of Stomp the yard and jus copied the moves from the trailer. Cause they did the same damn four moves over and over and over and over and over again. Fucking retarded. And then they all went hopping around like gorillas at the end. stop trying so hard to be black.
lol@Sig Rho shoes. So typical.
Something I never understood, was why girls must be bare-feet while guys can wear shoes in such shows. Someone please explain.
i agee with dipps…timbs went out in the 90s you fake militant thungs
just for your knowledge, rang has had shows in the past for CRY, so this is not the first time, might want to get some facts straight. but otherwise a humorous article
Unlike previous years when the Association of Indian Students (AIS) used to host the show, this year the show was hosted by RANG.
they didn’t say this is the first year rang had shows for CRY…they said unlike previous years this was hosted by Rang and not AIS
the facts are straight
Rang has been around longer then u know obviously… i and others started rang, and our show was never hosted by ais, so like i said, facts arent straight, try again!!
i think they mean shows in general…i don’t think they are saying rang shows where hosted by ais shows. i think you are misinterpeting it
“Unlike previous years when the Association of Indian Students (AIS) used to host the show, this year the show was hosted by RANG.” It is as stated, no misinterpretation
yes previous years AIS did use to host shows at njit. they didn’t host a rang show…but they did host shows
thank god the bullshit brick city bhangra garbage did not perform. I deff would have complained and asked for my money back. i really dont understand, i see the dancing and practicing their homo shit every night in the CC, but they still so wack. They never get invited to big events like bhangra blowout. My advice to you guys, quit while your ahead. YOU GUYS SUCK AND ARE ALWAYS GOING TO SUCK. Maybe ya’ll need to start doing some more manlier things, like sports and weight lifting instead of all that ballerina pussy ass shit.
The Truth Signing off…
I don’t understand why everyone is hating on sigma beta rho so much. I think their performance was good, and it really changed up the atmosphere of the entire show. Be honest with you, I have been to a lot better shows than this and the sigma beta rho act really brought some life into the show. And this is not the first time Ive seen them perform, ive seen them perform all over the place and they’ve been pretty legit. I hear a lot of good things about sig rho and their deff doing good things for our community. Their the biggest farternity of it’s kind, that’s got to mean something. I don’t think you guys should hate so much, you guys are lucky that there is a fraternity like them around.
i think satrangi really sucked
I agree satrangi wasn’t terrible but why do a few of the guys look like their 45 years old
The entire show was miserably awful to watch. I have been to 3 RANG shows and by far this has been the worst. The only thing that got my attention was the girl in the pink with a fatty and a henna tattoo on her belly.