March 31, 2007 / News
Curry Bear loves to bring news to his children. Yes, you, my precious readers. Well, here is something for us, especially the guys. Curry Bear was informed of a magazine that has just been release
March 28, 2007 / Dear Curry Bear
Hey CB!, I know that you focus more on the north/northeast portion of the country...but you should know that you have quite a fan following in the south. (Dallas, ATL, Austin, and Houston-just to name
March 27, 2007 / Videos
Oh not another one! Last year an obnoxious businessman crashed one of Curry Bear's favorite cars - the Enzo Ferrari. Now comedian Eddie Griffin has done the same. What is this world coming to? First w
March 27, 2007 / Videos
Curry Bear has developed a bad habit from Family Guy. Every time someone owes me money, I go around asking them "Where's my money?" until they pay up. And if they don't, I tear them apart with my bear
March 26, 2007 / News
Kids, recently pop star and ex-Curry Bear lover Shakira was in Mumbai to perform at a concert. What Curry Bear would like to know is, why don't celebrities wear make-up at all times? Here's a picture
March 26, 2007 / Videos
Finally we're seeing more and more desi videos on Break.com. Here's a good one that resembles the stunt Tom Cruise did in MI-2 with a bike. Of course, Indian movies are too cheap to pay stunt director
March 24, 2007 / Videos
Now I thought Curry Bear was the only perverted bear in the world. I was wrong. For artistic value, this has to be one of the best infomercials -- ever! Tired of seat belts digging in? Then maybe
March 23, 2007 / General
Today's Cricket match is a very crucial one for India. If India lose to Sri Lanka, they're out of the World Cup. And if they win, they still have to pray to the 20 million Cricket Gods and hope that B
March 21, 2007 / Videos
Well, Sanjaya dodged another bullet on American Idol this week. Even though many have said that he is the worst singer on the show, he still keeps going on to the next level. This raises interesting q
March 21, 2007 / News
If you think Curry Bear works fast with his hands (or paws), you might be wrong. Turns out that Prem Singh is vouching for the title of fastest chef in Britain. And this is not a peanut butter-jelly t
March 19, 2007 / News
Remember back in the day growing up when people promised that the future will have flying cars, a cure for AIDS, and robotic sex slaves? Even though Curry Bear hasn't found his Robo-Slut, there maybe
March 19, 2007 / News
In what can be called the big shockers in the Cricket world, Bangladesh (a newbie team) managed to defeat India on their first encounter at the World Cup. Meanwhile Pakistan, who were defeated previou
March 18, 2007 / News
Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer has died after being discovered in his Jamaica hotel room on Sunday morning. The 58-year-old former South Africa coach, who played for England between 1975-81, was found
March 18, 2007 / General
China seems to have the record now of building the world's largest bus. A Chinese manufacturer named Zhejiang Young Man Vehicle Group (I think this is the Chinese version of The Linderman Group) int
March 15, 2007 / Special Guest Author
Kissing and telling! The cat’s gotta let it outta the bag- Desi men cannot dance, they cannot tell jokes (except Curry Bear, babe, you know that I know you got skills!) and worst of all, they
March 15, 2007 / Movie Reviews
Kids, Curry Bear has not done a Bollywood movie review in a long time. Why? Mostly because after watching sKANK, I had to take a break from Bollywood fearing that if I watch another Karan Johar movi
March 13, 2007 / General
We hope you enjoyed Curry Bear's last installment of "Math Is Fun". There seem to be hundreds more in the Facebook group we mentioned in that article. As always, Curry Bear urges you to get interested
March 13, 2007 / News
It's about time someone makes a game based on Indian mythology. For as long as I can remember, the only cool video game character of desi descent was Dhalsim. If we're lucky, things may change soon.
March 11, 2007 / News
Here at Curry Bear, we like to bring stuff to your attention. Stuff that is underground, stuff that is Desi, and stuff that is just pure, comedy. The following has all three of these elements plus ho
March 8, 2007 / Articles
Cricket is a game that can be played for days and end with no result. The games that are usually played for several days are part of Test Mathches. The majority of the games are usually One Day Intern
March 7, 2007 / Articles
Today we'll take a look at how to players score in Cricket (other than sleeping with models of course) and how to keep track of score. You may hear terms such as runs, run out, and LBWs. Don't panic,
March 6, 2007 / Articles
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the stick. That phrase may not be true for a man's penis, but it certainly is true for a Cricket bat. If a woman says "size doesn't matter", she is
March 5, 2007 / Articles
Woohoo! It's the most wonderful time of the year. It comes around every 4 years and gets all the Unclejis excited. It's the one place where India and Pakistan can duel and not have people killed. It's
March 4, 2007 / Dear Curry Bear
Dear Curry Bear, I was just wondering what happened to your comics. I went back to see a few of them but I could not. The images would not enlarge. Are you no longer doing comics? I miss your comics;
March 3, 2007 / General
According to scientists (you know...the people who tell you global warming is real and there is no cure for AIDS), the "moon will turn shades of amber and crimson Saturday night as it passes behin
March 2, 2007 / Articles
1.According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. -I don't know which one is more impressive. 2.The most common fa
March 1, 2007 / General
Every once in a while, we face a challenge that will determine our destiny. We will face our darkest fears and meet the most devastating foes. If you think these words are from a movie trailer, you're
