February 27, 2007 / Videos
The Number 24
24 is Curry Bear's favorite number. Why? Well, apart from being his favorite show, here are some properties of the number 24: - there are 24 hours in a day - it is the atomic number of Chromium - t
Archive for February, 2007
February 26, 2007 / General
Super Mario Comes To NJIT
Yes, NJIT is the school filled with geeks, nerds and FOBs. The professors can't teach and ugly girls have high standards. And despite me telling all high school seniors not to go to NJIT, there are so
February 26, 2007 / Videos
Grey’s Anatomy / House M.D. Crossover Parody
What do you get when you cross Grey’s Anatomy and House M.D.? You get this hilarious Parody by MAD TV. Grey’s Anatomy has to be the dumbest show on television. It truly is a show for women b
February 25, 2007 / Bollywood
The Filmfare Awards – A.K.A The Brown Man’s Oscar
It comes every year like a Salmon fish swimming upstream in a river. But unlike the Salmon fish, it's not edible. I'm talking about the Bollywood Filmfare Awards. And though there are a few well made
February 24, 2007 / Videos
The Desi OC
Check out this clip Curry Bear found on YouTube. What do you get when you cross the OC and Desi people? You get this episode. There is plenty of truth to this episode. Desi people put other desi
February 22, 2007 / General
Are You Lazy?
Ever feel like you're the laziest person in the world? Do you procrastinate things so much that when you wake up, you have arthritis? Well, don't worry, we're all lazy in some way or another. And it's
February 21, 2007 / General
Proof That The World Is Crazy
Here's something Curry Bear received in his weekly email from Momma May. Some interesting facts that make you wonder "What the fuck is wrong with some parts of the world?!?" In Lebanon, men are leg
February 20, 2007 / General
How To Kill Wily Indians
Don't let the title fool you. Curry Bear is not writing a guide here on killing Indians. This article is about an interesting pamphlet on rifles. You know kids, most people don't know but Curry Bea
February 19, 2007 / Bollywood
Saif Ali Khan Suffers Heart Attack?
Bollywood actor Saif Ali Khan, who was rushed to a city hospital here Sunday evening after complaining of chest pain, is better and recovering from severe exertion, hospital sources said Monday.
February 18, 2007 / Videos
David Blane Real Magic
David Blaine brings his famous street magic to YouTube. Watch as the famous magician blows the minds of two Los Angeles idiots. WARNING: This magic is amazing. I love the way this REAL David Bla
February 17, 2007 / Videos
American Desi On American Idol
Curry Bear doesn't watch lame TV shows like American Idol, and he doesn't plan to either. But he knows there are many that do. It's just a show that I don't find appealing. We've got a fat guy, a drun
February 16, 2007 / Videos
Carlos Mencia gets Pwned by Joe Rogan?
For years comedians have been accusing Carlos Mencia of stealing jokes and not actually being Mexican (his real name is Ned). Earlier this week Carlos was performing at the Comedy Store and Joe Ro
February 15, 2007 / Videos
Sexy Indian College Girl
Now that Curry Bear has your attention, he'd like to talk to you about a video he found on YouTube (all by accident...really). The video is of a certain girl named Miss Nafisa, who hails from the Univ
February 14, 2007 / General
Happy Valentine’s Day from CB
There are many uncertainties surrounding Valentine's day. The Vatican recognizes several saints similarly named to Valentine, almost no one knows/cares how these shitty traditions got started, and men
February 13, 2007 / Videos
Penn Masala – I Can Be Your Facebook Stalker
Here's a neat video from my favorite A Capella group, Penn Masala. It's a parody of Enrique Iglesias' song Hero. The video may be alright, but the lyrics are funny. And let's be honest, we've all used
February 13, 2007 / Articles, Curry Bear Exclusive, General
What to do Incase of an Attack.
var ipad_url=""; var ipad_format="{small/big}"; var ipad_color="{color}"; The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the s
February 11, 2007 / Articles
Girls of Engineering
One of our readers sent us an e-mail about this new calendar that came out called Girls of Engineering. This calendar even made it on CNN. I don’t know how they can have a Girls of Engineering calen
February 10, 2007 / General
CurryBear Celebrates Black History Month N****
Curry Bear would like to wish all his African American readers out there a Happy Black History Month. As a present to all the black people out there, Curry Bear is still on a never ending quest to kee
February 8, 2007 / Special Guest Author
Guest Article about Hair Products
Curry Bear brings to you another Special Guest Article written by Dr. Monikat. I am not sure what a doctor is doing talking about advertising, but she seems to be a cat of many lives. This is her arti
February 7, 2007 / Videos
One Game To Destroy Them All
Terrorists win. Hostage down. Enemy spotted. Cover me. You take the point. Fire in the hole. No, these are not lines from a terrorist porno movie, although I do find beheading kind of kinky. These are
February 6, 2007 / General
Shamita Shetty’s Crothcless Pic
OK it's all over the internet. And some of you have asked for it. Curry Bear had to search through hundreds of webpages filled with filthy porn to get his hands on this picture. The stuff I went throu
February 5, 2007 / General
Colts Win Super Bowl- My Bad
Ok so Curry Bear predicted that his fellow bears would win. What happened? Well the Colts kicked their butts. You might want to know why. Well here is my explanation: it was raining and bears do not p
February 4, 2007 / General
Chicago Bears = C Bears = CB = Curry Bear
Being a bear it’s obvious who Curry Bear is rooting for in the Super Bowl. I mean seriously, my name is all over their uniform. C for Curry and Bears. What do you think it stands for…? Chicago
February 3, 2007 / Dance Competitions, Fusion Competitions, Hindi Film Competitions
Phillyfest 2007 Review
PhillyFest 2007 Review One of the biggest Fusion and Hindi Film Dance competitions in the nation took place in Philly last week - PhillyFest 2007. The tagline said Dance, Comedy, Penn Masala, and t
February 1, 2007 / Videos
Ba Ba Black Sheep Have You Any Wood?
I always knew gay animals existed (ahem..Pooh cough Bear cough). Being gay is not just something humans have come up with. And I always wondered, how come you don't see dogs humping other dogs? Stephe
