December 31, 2006 / General
Happy New Year!
2006 was an awesome year! Curry Bear launched his official site this year. So many events took place this year that it'll be hard to forget. Hell, '06 was better than '05, and way cooler than '04. Che
Archive for December, 2006
December 30, 2006 / General
Indians are Faster Than a Speeding Train
Sorry guys there are no good movies out this weekend. So you should find a way to entertain yourself this week, which should not be too hard given that it’s New Years Weekend. In the meantime enjoy
December 30, 2006 / Videos
Santa Claus Is Indian?
Wow, I never knew this. I knew that Coca-Cola created Santa Claus, but I like the explanation from the folks at Goodness Gracious Me. According to this father, Santa Claus is Indian...and Punjabi?
December 29, 2006 / Videos
Gangster Happy Feet Remix
This shit is hilarious. I know desi people try to act Gangsta, but they got nothing on these penguins. I might even go see this movie now. Fuck "Stomp the Yard", "Step-Up", and "You Got Served". All t
December 28, 2006 / Articles, General
Pakistani groups offer animal sacrifice via Net
Have you ever felt like sacrificing a goat? Well, I do. Sometimes I just want have a goat killed but its just not convenient. That is until now! Religious organizations in Pakistan are using the Inter
December 27, 2006 / Videos
Life Comes At You Fast
I'm really starting to like those Nationwide ads on TV. You may have already seen them on regular American television. My favorite one is with the father pushing his kid on the swing until the kid gro
December 27, 2006 / Articles, General
A brief summary of 99% of the people you will ever meet in college
Here is a brief summary of 99% of the people you will ever meet in college. They have everything from “The Stupid Ugly Fat Girl” to the “Frat Guys”. Find out who you are and leave a comment. A
December 26, 2006 / Videos
Indian Thriller
I always wondered what Michael Jackson would be like as a football player. I mean the touchdown dances would be amazing! However, I never imagined what Michael Jackson would be like as an Indian. That
December 25, 2006 / General
Are you a Geek, Nerd or Dork?
It's hard to distinguish between the different types of men we know in our lives. If you go to a tech school, more than one of your friends will fall under the geek, nerd or dork category. There might
December 24, 2006 / Videos
Street Fighter: The Later Years – Part 3
I love this series. It's getting better and better every time. After watching this clip, I whipped out my SNES and played some Street Fighter 2. And not the regular Street Fighter 2, this was the Turb
December 23, 2006 / Videos
12 Days of Christmas for the Brown Folks
We all know what white people get during the 12 days of Christmas (something about a partridge in a pear tree), but what does the brown man get? Well, finally our question has been answered. So here
December 22, 2006 / Movies
Movies for this Weekend- 12/22/06
Night at the Museum Release Date: December 22, 2006 Run Time: 1 hr. 49 min. Rating: PG - mild action, language and brief rude humor Cast: Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke Director: Shawn
December 21, 2006 / Articles
Indian Runner Fails Gender Test, Loses Medal
Now a month ago 2 Pakistani cricket players failed a drug test. Well India said we can do better. What's better than failing a drug test? FAILING A SEX TEST. No, this is not a joke. An Indian
December 20, 2006 / Videos
Street Fighter – The Later Years Part II
Earilier this year we put up a clip about Street Fighter: The Later Years.Now the guys from College Humor gave us the sequel to this epic. This video takes you back, to a time where people did not get
December 19, 2006 / General
Winter Wonderland
Winter Wonderland – SAX Had a rough semester? Break up with your significant other? Bleed from your belly button? Torn a ligament in both knees? Have your Vicodin taken away from you? Well, we go
December 18, 2006 / News
Indian Woman Rides Giant Dildo
OK the entry hearder was misleading. You might have thought that this entry is about porn, but it's not. It's actually about astronaut Sunita Williams, the 2nd woman with desi heritage who has made it
December 16, 2006 / General
Gold Spot
Do any of you remember Gold Spot? You probably don't unless you grew up in the motherland. Gold Spot was one of the coolest soft drinks ever. EVER. Curry Bear still loves to go to Jersey City and gulp
December 15, 2006 / General
The Pursuit of Happyness
Release Date: December 15, 2006 Run Time: 1 hr. 56 min. Rating: PG-13 - some language Cast: Will Smith, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith, Thandie Newton Director: Gabriele Muccino Genre: Drama S
December 14, 2006 / Articles, TV
Holy Crap! Frank Barone is dead.
Peter Boyle, the actor who always said "Holy Crap" and played the hilariously grouchy father on "Everybody Loves Raymond" as the final note of a distinguished career that also included a memorable
December 13, 2006 / Videos
Indian Midget Breakdances!
I found this clip of what seems to be an old Indian movie (and the clip is quite old too by now). I don't know what it's about but you have got to see this clip. It’s pretty cool. I really can't say
December 12, 2006 / Articles, General
Top 10 Video Game Bosses
Gamespot.com has compiled a list of top 10 bosses for video games. Curry Bear grew up playing these games and has gotten his ass whoopped by these bosses. Well, only until I went to the local Walg
December 11, 2006 / General
George Clooney in a Bollywood Movie?
The world must be coming to an end. It was bad enough when the best golfer was black and the best rapper was white, but now American actors want to be in bollywood movies? What’s next Arabs celebrat
December 10, 2006 / News
The Underworld Social Networking
D-Company, a ruthless underworld gang that is in control of organized crime in India and other nearby countries. It's a gang that performs drive by shootings, kidnappings and extortion. Their leader a
December 9, 2006 / General
Why Desi Guys Try To Act Black
I've always wondered why desi guys try super hard to be thugs. From wearing the latest Rocawear offerings to G-Unit sneakers, there are many desi guys who are confused about the pigmentation of their
December 8, 2006 / Articles
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History Attila the Hun: One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila's army had conquered all of Asia by 450 AD-from Mongolia to the edge of the Russian Emp
December 5, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear, General
Curry Mail – An Angry Letter From A Random Visitor
Mr. Curry Bear I am a 21 year old pakistani-american girl from Orange County CA. I have been going through this arguement with my parents since the day i entered school. Ive had boyfriends, done dr
December 4, 2006 / Articles, TV
TV Land’s The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catchphrases
TV Land's The 100 Greatest TV Quotes & Catchphrases Hits the Air With a Comprehensive List of TV's Most Memorable Expressions Over the Past 60 Years. If you don’t know what TV Land is then you are t
December 4, 2006 / General
DesiClub.com Sexy South Asian Girls of 2007 Calendar
It's finally here! Sweet Jesus, Allah, Buddah, it's here at last. I have been waiting forever to get my hands on one of these bad boys. It's the DesiClub.com Sexy South Asian Girls of 2K7 Calendar! I
December 3, 2006 / General
The Legal Age Of Consent
It's hard to keep track of whom you can bone these days without worrying about their age. It's bad enough that some of my Freshmen homies are boinking girls who are still 17, but then there are those
December 2, 2006 / News
ATMs For Indias Poor – This Is Retarded
My cousins in India tell me that Citigroup is about to roll out new biometric ATMs in India. What's so special about these ATMs? It's designed for the poor people of India. Instead of entering a 4-dig
