Archive for August, 2006

August 30, 2006 / Relationships

Desi sex survey – find out what others have to say – and who is lying

It's not often desi people discuss sex openly. However, when they are asked to voice their opinions anonymously, desis will reveal all sorts of weird stuff. While browsing the internet for desi porn,

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August 28, 2006 / TV

Did you watch the Emmys?

The Emmys were pretty decent this year. It started off with a hilarious parody of all the top shows like Lost, 24, House, The Office and many more. Conan O’ Brian was an awesome host and did an exce

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August 28, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Transformers: More than meets the eye?

Curry Bear’s Comics – Transformers: More than meets the eye?

Remember the Transformers? If you do, you are a very cool kid. If you don't, you are either a girl or a boy who played with Barbie dolls. I was very excited about the live-action Transformers movi

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August 27, 2006 / Events

Curry Bear goes to Six Flags for Mid Summer Masala – Does he like it?

Curry Bear went to Six Flags in late July but due to unfortunate circumstances, he was unable to put up this review up. After deleting massive amounts of porn off his computer, he found this review l

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August 26, 2006 / Bollywood

Dhoom 2 – I might go see this movie

Did you like the movie Dhoom? No? Fall in a well and die. Even though Curry Bear thought the original Dhoom was OK, the trailers for Dhoom 2 look awesome! For those who forgot, the original Dhoom sta

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August 25, 2006 / Movies

Movies to watch this weekend

Beerfest - If you don't watch this movie, the terrorists will win! Two brothers go to Germany to spread their grandfather's ashes and stumble open a secret competition - the Olympics of drinkin boo

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August 24, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear Curry Bear – Why do I always have to lie to my desi parents?

Dear Curry Bear, I am sick and tired of having to lie to my parents about EVERYTHING! It seems that us desi kids raised in America have parents who don't understand us! I can't go hang out with my

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August 23, 2006 / News

News from India

Most of you probably don't know what's happening back in the motherland. It's OK. If I asked you who Abdul Kalam is, would you be able to give Curry Bear an answer? Probably not. So Curry Bear has de

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August 21, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comic - Websites say the darndest things

Curry Bear’s Comic – Websites say the darndest things

Update: We removed the apostrophe because you guys are so awesome! In last week's comic, Curry Bear created an uproar by making fun of a party flyer. Was that wrong? Ehhh....not really. If you

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August 20, 2006 / TV

Snakes on a what?

We just can't seem to get enough of the Snakes on a Plane online parodies and spoofs. You can find more here: http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/08/13/snakes-on-fan-art-xxx/

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August 18, 2006 / TV

Movies to watch this weekend

The best movie comes at the very end of summer! Snakes on a Plane - The movie with the most aptly named titled is released this weekend. Curry Bear has been waiting for this movie since he sa

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August 17, 2006 / News

Bipasha Basu gets harassed in Edison. Did Curry Bear do it?

UPDATE: News reports are pouring in that Bipasha is saying that she wasn't "molested." This was pointed out by Curry Bear readers. I'd like to mention that nowhere did I say she was "molested." I said

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August 16, 2006 / TV

TV Shows to watch in the fall

Curry Bear readers, the fall season is upon us. While you get back to your boozing, drugs, hooka, sex and no studying in the college dorms, don't forget to check out some of these TV shows. Prison

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August 15, 2006 / General

The desi drama unfolds

UPDATE of an UPDATE: Curry Bear readers, we've reached an agreement. The world's most powerful media website, (yes, we have to call them that because they don't want us using their actual company name

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August 14, 2006 / Comics

August 13, 2006 / TV

Who is the next Joker?

Brokeback Joker. JokeBack Mountain. Batman Begins: and the gay joker. These are some of the jokes you

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August 12, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear Curry Bear – Indian thug learns to take care of condoms

Dear Curry Bear, Yo wazzz good homie. Aiites hear me out. You no's like how condoms need to be takin care of riite? Well ma gurl Priya be alwayz complainin dat I dunt take care of ma condoms. She

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August 11, 2006 / TV

Movies to watch this weekend

If you're hoping to catch a movie this weekend, don't get so amped up. The movies released this week aren't so great. Step Up - This is a movie for chicks. All the ladies want to go see it for

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August 10, 2006 / Events

Curry Bear goes to Basement Bhangra. Did he have fun? Anybody die?

If you are bored on a Thursday night, over 21+, and love bhangra, one place you can always get your fix at is SOBThe Crowd: The type of people you will definitely find here are PUNJABIS. Duhhh. Alth

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August 10, 2006 / Food

Indian food shaped like video games

One of Curry Bear's favorite things to munch on at Indian restaurants is pappad (also known as papadam, pappadam, pappadom, pappadum, popadam, poppadam, poppadom, papad, pappad, appalum, appalam or th

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August 9, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear Curry Bear – Nice girls finish last too!

Dear Currybear, Let me start off by saying that im the biggest fan of currybear.com and its promoters..esp uneeq and rahull..so yumm ok now to my point. Couple of weeks ago, u posted an article a

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August 8, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear Curry Bear – Who is Curry Bear?

Dear Curry Bear, Yo man what Now why doesn

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August 7, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear Comics - Everyone wants to go to heaven

Curry Bear Comics – Everyone wants to go to heaven

Curry Bear's list for what brown people can do to go to heaven: - Go out with a FOB(but dont' marry them). - Visit your local temple/mosque once a year. - Stop being cheap. - Eat more curry.

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August 6, 2006 / Bollywood

Bollywood action figures

Spin Master Toys UK has teamed up with an entreprenuer named Shameen Jivraj to bring you the first ever BOLLYWOOD ACTION FIGURES!!! His head spins, his arms move, his legs shake and he cries a l

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August 5, 2006 / Videos

MTV Bakra – The Indian version of Punk’d

One of Curry Bear's favorite shows on MTV India is Bakra, the desi Punkd. However, instead of celebrities getting punkd, it's usually the other way around with celebs punkin normal folks. Here's a cl

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August 4, 2006 / TV

Movies to watch this weekend

Curry Bear knows that his fellow readers often go watch a movie on Fridays. Well, even non-Curry Bear readers go watch a movie on Friday. Curry Bear is here to make your movie selection easier. Curry

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August 3, 2006 / Articles

It’s official: Facebook is evil

People say that taking pictures of him will make you blind and that he once ate a dog in Russia. All we know is, he is called Curry Bear. A while ago, Curry Bear did an expose on Facebook. We ment

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August 3, 2006 / Bollywood

Why Amitabh Bachan is the man

Curry Bear grew up watching Amitabh Bachan movies, even though he's much older than Amitabh. The man is close to retirement age and yet he keeps making movies. In his forthcoming movie, Amitabh will

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August 2, 2006 / Videos

Bear on bear crime

Here at Curry Bear, we like all sorts of Bear videos. Curry Bear reader Shalini emailed this video to Curry Bear. Stuff like this makes Curry Bear cry in the one eye that he has left.

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August 1, 2006 / Events

Just watch this!

Click "Read more" to find out more info!INDIA DAY Crobar 2006 Don't forget to get your tickets before they sell out! Don't buy your tickets at the door, cause that ain't baller! Call the followi

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