July 30, 2006 / General
The girl next door
A good friend of Curry Bear is dorming at an University. I can't tell you his name, but let's just say he is one unique fellow. Next door to him live two girls. I find one of the girls to be very int
Archive for July, 2006
July 29, 2006 / Articles
The 4 types of desi guys that go clubbing
Just to be impartial, Curry Bear will do an article about the desi guys you see at clubs. In a previous article, we talked about the "vultures" and guys who wear striped shirts at desi parties. But ev
July 28, 2006 / Articles
The 4 types of desi girls that go clubbing
Curry Bear here. I, along with my regular entourage, will be attending India Day this year. The biggest desi party of the year will be taking place on August 20th at Crobar. A crowd of 3,000 people is
July 26, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear
Dear Curry Bear – Nice guys finish last
Dear Curry Bear, I am totally in love with a girl! Her name is Puja and she goes to Rutgers. Puja and I are so close to each other that it feels like we've known each other our entire lives. We're
July 25, 2006 / General
Rockets were invented by a desi dude!
People say that Curry Bear is so old, he fought alongside Shivaji and Tipu Sultan in great battles. Who is Tipu Sultan? For those of you who didn't go to school in India, Tipu Sultan ruled the king
July 22, 2006 / Videos
Video Mania: Juggernaut returns and Super Mario curry
Today Curry Bear brings you two videos. The first one is the sequel to the world famous "I'm the Juggernaut bitch" video. Not as funny as the first one, but still worth a look. You finally get to see
July 21, 2006 / Bollywood
Bollywood actress Kim Sharma won’t show me her boobies :(
Yep, that's Kim Sharma. She'll cock-tease you but won't get naked. Fucking bitch. Maxim magazine (the Indian version) approached this actress and asked her if she'd like to pose for it. She was
July 20, 2006 / Videos
Steve Carell’s special report – Curry Addicts
A few years ago The Daily Show's Steve Carell did a hilarious news report on how people are getting addicted to curry. He treats curry like it's a drug, where it's referred to on the street as "Speci
July 20, 2006 / Events
Indian Artist Showcase In America
July 12, 2006, NEW YORK - With India being at the forefront of every business and entertainment related headline, New Jersey based DP ART, LLC announced its plans to showcase the latest traditional a
July 19, 2006 / Bollywood
How much do Bollywood stars make?
Ever wonder how much money exactly are all those Bollywood stars making even though they churn out one flop after another? Oz, a friend of Curry Bear who runs the blog Desitrain.com, compiled a list
July 17, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – Don’t fuck with black guys nicknamed “Morpheus”
Curry Bear has only one thing to say to you guys this week: If you have a friend, who everyone calls "Morpheus", and he knows karate, akkido, kung-fu and muai thai, don't ever try to sneak up be
July 16, 2006 / News
A couch that tells you whether you’ll get laid or not
Curry Bear is always on the lookout for anything that helps his fellow men score some snoo-snoo. This digitized couch was designed by a British dude who was probably rejected a lot. A lot. Like t
July 15, 2006 / News
Do you remember wrestling?
Back-Breakers, Rock Bottoms, Stone Cold Stunners, and Tombstone Piledrivers? Well Curry Bear has not seen wrestling since
July 14, 2006 / Movies
Curry Bear’s Movie Review – Superman Returns
The prodigal son returns. Sorry for the late review for this movie but Curry Bear could not just watch Superman. Curry Bear had to become superman. Yes, Curry Bear went to see this movie of epic pro
July 13, 2006 / News
Entourage on your cell phone
For all you piss poor people who can't afford Verizon and must be content with Cingular, there is some good news. Now you can get exclusive content of Entourage, one of Curry Bear's favorite TV s
July 12, 2006 / News
Bhoot Busters!
Curry Bear here! I have a confession to make: I'm scared of ghosts. And snakes too. This fear of ghosts started when I was in India and read the story of Vikram and Betaal. For those unfamiliar with
July 10, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – It’s all fun and games until….
Have you ever played a joke on someone that went too far? Why is it that girls usually can't take pranks too well? One of Curry Bear's ex-girlfriends didn't take pranks lightly. In fact, she was a
July 9, 2006 / News
8 simple rules for losing a World Cup quarterfinal
About a week ago, France upset defending world champions Brazil in this year's quarterfinal match. It was a well played game and both sides had a strong defense. The French were slightly better thoug
July 7, 2006 / News
Heavy rains in Mumbai
Curry Bear's home city of Mumbai is flooded with heavy rains. Why? Because the government doesn't like to shell out money to fix the 150 year old draining system or care for the poor. If Curry Bear s
July 6, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear
Dear Curry Bear – People at desi parties are out of control!
Dear Curry Bear, I am a party promoter and I wish to stay anonymous. This past week we threw a desi party in NYC. Although we throw parties for people to have fun, those organizing the party (such
July 6, 2006 / Bollywood
Rang De Basanti selected for Golden Globe Awards
One of Curry Bear's favorite Aamir Khan movies, Rang De Basanti, has been selected for the Golden Globe Awards! If you haven't seen this movie, go watch it today! You're missing out on a movie filled
July 6, 2006 / News
Is this guy the real Bluffmaster?
Maybe this guy saw the movie Matchstick Men one too many times. Or perhaps he wants to be as cool as Abhishek Bachan in Bluffmaster. Whatever the reason, Shiva Brent Sharma is an identity thief. By th
July 5, 2006 / Events
5 observations we make at desi parties
Curry Bear here. This past Monday, we attended the SAX & ASE party at Vision. For those who didn't attend this event, I hope there was something good on TV. The party was packed with people and t
July 3, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – Online Stalkers
Curry Bear here. Kids, I want you to be safe online. There are many sexual predators on the internet. Some guys have no problem hitting on girls as young as 14. What do they say when asked why the
July 2, 2006 / Articles
Words of wisdom for guys at desi parties – Men take notes!
Curry Bear here. Kids, tomorrow most of you will be going to the SAX party at Vision. If you are not going, then I hope you stay home and get some snoo-snoo. For those who are going to this party, let
