June 29, 2006 / Events
Red, White & BOOM!
The birthday of one of the greatest nations in the world is just around the corner. Before going out with your family and loved ones to go watch the fireworks, come make your own fireworks the night
Archive for June, 2006
June 28, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear
Dear Curry Bear – Be true to yourself!
Dear Curry Bear, I've been to many desi events. These include school events, desi parties, dance competitions, showcases, fundraisers, etc... I've met many desi people throughout these events. W
June 27, 2006 / News
Bill Gates helps Indian hookers
Bill Gates, world's richest man and the guy who stole the original code of "Windows" from Curry Bear, is helping hookers in India. His charity, the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, has given chip-e
June 27, 2006 / Bollywood
Abhishek Bachan and/or Aishwarya Rai need to fall in a well and die
Curry Bear is sick and tired of these two actors. I wrote a previous article about how these two are not getting married. That was the end of the story. Kaput. Fin. Now these two are caught in public
June 27, 2006 / News
David Beckham Scoring Goal = More Sex
Yes it's true. Curry Bear can vouch for this first hand. Everytime David Beckham scores a goal in the worldcup, people have more sex. Yesterday, a friend of Curry Bear called him at 1 A.M. He said hi
June 27, 2006 / TV
Superman Returns – Kal Penn SPOILER!
Don't read this if you really, really, really, really don't want Curry Bear to spoil this movie for you. If you don't care about Superman because you believe that he is an ass-bandit, then go ahead a
June 26, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – Superman Returns or Superman Receives?
Curry Bear here. This week marks the return of Superman to the big screen. Bryan Singer's Superman Returns will be one of the biggest movies of the summer. The movie is already creating buzz with
June 25, 2006 / News
Who wants to grow up?
Curry Bear here. Let's face the truth: none of us wants to grow up. The responsibilities that come with being an adult are too much to bear. You have to pay bills, do taxes, take care of kids, get a
June 24, 2006 / Videos
Punjabis are fucking crazy!
Curry Bear knew Punjabis are like wild animals. They're always drinking their lassi and doing Bhangra at random places. Now we have this mofo who goes early in the morning to Jalandhar on his motorcy
June 24, 2006 / Videos
Indians get jiggy with Will Smith
Holy shit! Will Smith sings an Indian song on Indian Idol! He is the best rapper indeed. Watch the Fresh Prince sing one of Curry Bear's favorite songs, "Aati Kya Khandala" from the movie Ghulam. Sur
June 23, 2006 / TV
Fight The Darkness
No, I'm not talking about a certain dark individual. This is about Spiderman 3! When Superman comes out on June 28th (which you have to see in IMAX theaters), you will catch a teaser trailer of Spide
June 23, 2006 / General
Curry Bear’s Planetarium
Curry Bear here. Today we take a trip to Curry Bear's Planetarium. Ever wonder how big the universe is? It's very big indeed. Even bigger than Curry Bear's....you know...thang. As a matter of fact, t
June 22, 2006 / General
GDS vs. Grease Trucks
Curry Bear here. I felt a great disturbance in the force today, as if a million sandwiches cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. For those who aren't familiar with the campus life at NJ
June 21, 2006 / Articles
Chivalry died a long time ago…
Curry Bear here. This is Nena's 2nd article. She is very angry at you desi boys for not being chivalrous. Everytime Nena gets angry at desi guys, a tsunami attacks the coast of Mumbai. I was walkin
June 20, 2006 / Articles
How to lose a rishta in 10 ways
Curry Bear has a friend who recently visited Pakistan. Upon going to his motherland, he came across a few problems including diarrhea, blackouts, and BBS (black booger syndrome). However, none of thos
June 19, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – “It’s Complicated” with Arti
Have you ever been stalked? Have you ever stalked someone? Do you simply just follow someone around? Apparently, plenty of Curry Bear's girly fans have been stalked at some point. After observin
June 18, 2006 / Bollywood
Is Abhishek getting married to Aishwarya Rai?
Every week Curry Bear gets a dozen hits from search results to his previous entry about Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachan. The hits come from search results on Google, Yahoo and other search engines.
June 17, 2006 / TV
An explanation for the season 5 finale of 24!
If you don't know, Jack Bauer was kidnapped by the Chinese at the end of season 5 of 24 (if you really didn't know, please watch the show or stop coming to this site). The last shot showed him half-b
June 16, 2006 / TV
Ari Gold – Entourage
If you haven't seen the TV show Entourage, please do Curry Bear a favor and kill yourself. Or at least get HBO. Every man in the world needs to watch this show. This is the ultimate guy show. The pre
June 15, 2006 / News
A bear tuns into a pussy
Curry Bear here. Bears are ferocious animals that should be feared. Unfortunately American writers (and one American president) have turned bears into pansies. The people who created Winnie the Pooh
June 15, 2006 / General
Guess what this is?
Can anyone take a guess as to what this is? The first person who answers correctly gets a free cookie courtesy of Desiclub.com. The correct answer will be anounced at noon. Congratulations Nem
June 14, 2006 / General
Facebook – harmless fun or career breaker?
Kids, Curry Bear is always trying to protect you from harm. There are certain things in life that may seem harmless but, unknown to your knowledge, could hurt you. For example, did you know that by n
June 13, 2006 / Articles
From Krishna to Kris?
From Rabindranath to Rob? From Venkataraman to Victor? Is it embarassing to use your real name? Or are you trying to facilitate the American tongue? This country is flooded with immigrants coming
June 12, 2006 / Comics
Curry Bear’s Comics – The real reason why we hate abortion
Here at Curry Bear, we would like to make it clear that we're "pro-choice." Even if you are a dumb girl who gets pregnant after going to the Bahamas and letting a moron slide his weenie into you
June 9, 2006 / General
The Punjabi Superstar
Curry Bear is a huge fan of Bhangra and is always on the lookout for interesting new Bhangra and Giddah songs as well as upcoming artists. I am very pleased to inform you that one of Curry Bear's fans
June 9, 2006 / General
Bear’s can dance too!
Holy shiite! It's a break dancing bear! Many of you may think that most bears are incapable of dancing because we're so fat and slow. Not only can we do break dancing, we can also do bhangra, salsa a
June 8, 2006 / TV
It must be my birthday…
...because Curry Bear's prayers have finally been answered. How you may ask? 20th Century Fox and the producers of our favorite TV show 24 have finally made a deal to bring our hero and demi-god Jack
June 7, 2006 / Bollywood
Emraan Hashmi punks Nisha Kothari
Emaraa Hashmi, a.k.a Bollywood's kissing machine, recently pulled a prank on his co-star Nisha Kothari while filming for the movie Killer. Emraan had the directors tell Nisha they added a last minute
June 7, 2006 / Videos
Damn it Jack!
If you've seen 24 (and I assume most of you have...if not, please leave this site) you may have heard Jack Bauer (a.k.a. God among mortals) say "Damn it" a lot. Why does Jack say those words in every
June 7, 2006 / Videos
Ghoom – A parody of Dhoom
Back home in the motherland, MTV India has a segment called Fully Faltoo. This segment feature parodies of movies among other things. Like the title says, this one is a parody of the movie Dhoom. Don
