Archive for May, 2006

May 31, 2006 / News

Himmesh Reshammiya and ghosts

Himmesh Reshammiya, who is the playback singer for hits such as "Aashiq Banaya Aapne" and his solo album "Aap Ka Suroor", has magically got people posessed by ghosts. His song "Jhalak dikhla ja, ek ba

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May 31, 2006 / News

Desi teacher gets busted

Here at Curry Bear, we've read many stories about young twenty-something teachers having sexual relations with their pre-teen students going through puberty. Looking back, we always wondered why some

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May 31, 2006 / Bollywood

Not another ABCD movie!

Remember a few years back when there was a flux of movies based on the "confused desi" concept? American Desi, Where's the party yaar?, ABCD, Greencard Fever and Flavors are just a few of them.

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May 30, 2006 / Bollywood

Bollywood is a giant whorehouse

As if you already didn't know, the Indian film industry is involved with more sex than students at Montclair State University. It is common knowledge to insiders (Curry Bear is an insider) that up an

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May 30, 2006 / Bollywood

Hollywood copying Bollywood?

Bollywood has copied (or stole) ideas from Hollywood for decades. Now it's Hollywood's turn to imitate Bollywood. Munnabhai MBBS, the Sanjay Dutt flick about a gangster-wannabe-doctor, will now be ma

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May 30, 2006 / TV

The Simpsons go Bollywood

A while back, The Simpsons featured an episode where Homer's job gets outsourced. After Homer goes through a major God complex, Marge and kids come to the rescue and end the show in typical Indian f

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May 29, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - S.A.X-Men

Curry Bear’s Comics – S.A.X-Men

No, this is not about the SAX guys who throw those awesome desi parties. Ever wonder what the X-Men would be like if they were desi? You may have seen a glimpse of Spider-Man in India, where the

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May 28, 2006 / TV

Curry Bear’s Movie Review: X3 doesn’t live up to Xpectations

The third chapter of the X-Men saga is a disappointment. X-Men: The Last Stand (X3) doesn't live up to the hype nor does it deliver the Xcitement of the last two. Directed by Brett Ratner (Rush Hour)

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May 27, 2006 / Bollywood

Wardrobe malfunction of Bollywood actress

Sorry to disappoint you folks but the actress didn't get completely naked. In fact, you can't even call this a wardrobe malfunction. Neha Dhupia, who you may remember from trashy movies such as Julie

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May 27, 2006 / Videos

Bear on a trampoline

Curry Bear here. I don't usually laugh at the misery of animals getting tortured, especially bears. However, this old video is an exception. A bear climbed a tree in a residential area. A trampoline

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May 27, 2006 / News

Indian American kids keep winning those bee’s

Those damn NRI kids keep winning American spelling bee competitions and now they have taken over National Geography competitions hosted by Alex Trebek. Yes, they have a Geography competition as well.

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May 26, 2006 / TV

X3 surprise after end credits

There is a rumor going around that after the end credits of X-Men: The Last Stand, there is something special waiting for the audience. This report comes from IGN FilmForce, which is a credible sourc

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May 25, 2006 / Events

Got it Twisted HUH?

Party over here, ain't shit over there Them SAX - ASE boys got it locked right here Once again the collaboration of SAX & ASE bring you the best party this Memorial Day Weekend. On Thursday,

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May 25, 2006 / Videos

Picking on FOBs

You know folks, FOBs are an integral part of the desi community here in NRI-land. They run our 711's, grade our homeworks as TA's, serve us gas in Jersey and destroy the curve on exams in those engin

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May 24, 2006 / Events

Bruin Bhangra competition on Sunday 5/28

This weekend many Bhangra fans will be headed towards the Bruin Bhangra competition in Southern California. Is Curry Bear attending the BRUIN Bhangra competition? Unfortunately he is not going. Why i

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May 24, 2006 / General

Mission Impossible Bhangra remix

This is not a video. It's an audio clip with a Bhangra beat mixed with the MI:2 theme song. I like it :)

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May 23, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Not all brown people are terrorists

Curry Bear’s Comics – Not all brown people are terrorists

As Curry Bear promised, the comic is here on Tuesday. I know it's Tuesday night and most of you are watching American Idol, but it's still Tuesday and the comic is here! So let's talk a little a

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May 22, 2006 / General

Jack Bauer’s computer is the…..um…bomb?

Ever wonder what Jack Bauer's computer case would look like if he were into the whole PC moddin' scene? A bunch of nerds decided to answer that question by building a computer case that looks like a

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May 22, 2006 / General

Oh my god! Where’s the comic of the week?

Don't worry chicken curry. Curry Bear's comic this week is just slightly delayed. Why? Because some people decided to run on Indian Standard Time. It will be up in the middle of the week. How about T

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May 21, 2006 / News

Proof that Indian women are crazy!

A 35-year-old woman named Vidyawati has finally proven to Curry Bear that Indian women are indeed crazy, psycho bitches. After being widowed, this insane lady immolated herself. Don't worry, I didn't

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May 20, 2006 / Videos

The Desi Usher

I think this summer you will see many videos on our website. We don't want to turn Curry Bear into a simply video-blog website, but we can't help the fact that there are so many funny videos out on Y

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May 19, 2006 / Videos

Inderjeet Singh, you dirty, sick, disgusting pedophile!

No, I'm not talking about the same Inderjeet Singh who is on your Bhangra team. This Sikh fellow is 23 years old and was caught on NBC's Dateline trying to meet a 13 year old for sex. Dateline does a

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May 18, 2006 / Videos

Indian author gets ripped apart by Jon Stewart

Here at Curry Bear, our only source of real news is The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report. Two days ago, we caught an Indian dude on TDS. Ramesh Ponnuru, a Roman Catholic of Asian In

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May 18, 2006 / News

Bear eats a monkey….says, “they’re magically delicious!”

In a zoo in Amsterdam, Bears killed and ate a monkey in front of visitors. WOOOHOO! Bears 1, Monkeys 0. A few Sloth bears chased a Barbary macque into an electric fence. After getting zapped, the mon

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May 17, 2006 / Interviews

Interview with Sharat Raju, director of American Made

Not many people may have heard of Sharat Raju but I have a hunch that one day this name will be synonymous with the likes of Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Stanley Kubrick. He is a prolific, yo

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May 17, 2006 / Videos

So you think you can dance?

Every once in a while, we come across videos that are either hilarious or excruciatingly painful to watch. I don't know what to say about this one. The girls are hot but the one closest to the camer

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May 16, 2006 / Videos

Transformers!

Do you remember Transformers? Robots in disguise? Of course you do! I don't think there is a 20something year old guy in America who doesn't know Transformers. This was THE cartoon for kids back in t

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May 16, 2006 / TV

Prison Break season finale

Last night's episode of Prison Break was insane! It was probably the shows finest epsisode. If you haven't seen Prison Break, please download it or go to FOX headquarters and steal their tapes. You'r

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May 16, 2006 / General

Bear doing Bhangra

Here at Curry Bear, we love anything that is related to bears. Whether it's a bear attack or a gay picture of Pooh Bear, we love all kinds of bear stuff. One of our readers sent a picture of a bear d

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May 15, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Math Is Hard

Curry Bear’s Comics – Math Is Hard

Most of you have probably failed a math class at one point. I am talking about an NJIT math class. Rutgers math classes are for little girls who sell cookies. For all those countless hours you s

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