Archive for April, 2006

April 30, 2006 / Dear Curry Bear

Dear Curry Bear – Montclair State University

Disclaimer: All characters in this article, along with their names are fictional. Any resemblance to a character living, dead, or simply slutty, is purely coincidental. This article was done for humo

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April 29, 2006 / Bhangra Competitions, Dance Competitions, Fusion Competitions

SAPNA Dance Competition Review

On a very rainy day, Tribecca Arts Theater held one of NY’s finest South Asian dance competitions: Sapna III. This year the Sapna competition had a few changes. They split the competition into two s

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April 27, 2006 / Interviews

Curry Bear Interviews Rasika Mathur!

If you don't know who Rasika Mathur is, you probably don't watch a lot of MTV. A rising young desi comedian, she is a regular on the hit improv show Wild'N Out with Nick Cannon. Born in Canada, Rasik

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April 26, 2006 / Bollywood

Aishwarya Rai breaks up with Abhishek..says she loves Curry Bear!

OK, I wish. Seriously though, Aishwarya Rai, the hottest Bombay booty, broke up with Abhishek Bachan. Why? Apparently the Bachan family decided their marraige was not possible because Aish was mangli

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April 24, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Clutchless Part 1

Curry Bear’s Comics – Clutchless Part 1

What is Clutchless? It's a term meant to describe a car that has no clutch. In other words, an automatic car. See picture below for reference: I used to think that desi girls were the bigg

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April 23, 2006 / Dance Teams

Bhangra Plagiarism?

I don't have the Sapna dance competition review yet, but thanks to Uneeq, I've found something odd on their website. As I was going through the pictures for each team, I noticed a big similarity betwe

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April 22, 2006 / Bollywood

Curry Bear’s Movie Review – Taxi No. 9211

Hi kids, Curry Bear here. I was very bored today. It was raining outside and I didn't feel like doing much around my cave. With nothing to keep me occupied, I decided to watch the movie Taxi No. 9211

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April 22, 2006 / Events

SAPNA Dance competition today!

I haven't posted an entry on the site for a while now. I wanted the BOB review to be there as the latest entry. Today is the Sapna Dance competition. The event will be held at the Tribeca Performing

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April 21, 2006 / General

Gujju Vs. Punjabi…who wins?

With the recent comic about who is better, Gujju's or Punjabi's, and the war it created, I'd like to add some fuel to the fire. I don't really hate Gujju's as some have said. I'm an equal opportunity

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April 17, 2006 / Bhangra Competitions, Dance Competitions, Fusion Competitions, Garba Competitions

BEST of the BEST Review

Special thanks to Saroosh Gull at Desiclub for helping support Curry Bear. He will never be attacked by a bear in his life. I've written the BOB review below. Unfortunately, it's a somewhat serious re

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April 14, 2006 / Events

Best of the Best competition tomorrow!

I didn't write an entry for the past few days because I was busy with a lot of things. The Best of the Best competition, which I've been talking about for weeks now, is happening on Saturday. Yes, to

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April 11, 2006 / Events

Curry Bear’s small review for the NJIT Association of Indian Student’s Holi show – Hungama 2006.

This is the official Curry Bear review of the NJIT AIS show HUNGAMA 2006. Curry Bear must express his concern for the South Asian community. You mofos need to learn how to get to places on time and u

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April 10, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Dating an Indian girl.

Curry Bear’s Comics – Dating an Indian girl.

Hello everyone, Curry Bear here. Before I start, I'd like to say special thanks to a certain Indian girl who gave me a signed autograph of Kiefer Sutherland, a.k.a Jack Bauer. Now that I've said t

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April 9, 2006 / Events

Is Curry Bear going to HEAT?

Curry Bear here. I am a big fan of Akshay Kumar. For my non-Indian and ABCD friends, he is an Indian actor. I enjoy his movies and think that he is a versatile actor. He has done all kinds of roles r

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April 8, 2006 / TV

Wilmer Valderrama gets more snoo-snoo than Curry Bear.

For those of you who haven't heard of Wilmer Valderrama, he is the man who plays the character of FES on That 70's Show. FES is short for Foreign Exchange Student. On the show he plays the role of an

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April 7, 2006 / TV

Curry Bear has no respect for men who get abused by women.

Hello everyone, Curry Bear here again. Just like the title of this entry says, I have no respect for men who get abused by their female partners. It makes me sick and disgusted. I'm so appalled that

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April 5, 2006 / TV

Curry Bear’s Movie Review – V For Vendetta.

Hello everyone, Curry Bear here. I just saw V For Vendetta last night and had to write a review for it. Comic book movies are usually a hit or miss. The recent hits include

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April 4, 2006 / Videos

I am the Juggernaut bitch!

You should all check out this video I saw. Someone edited an entire episode of the X-Men tv show. I can't say much about it, except that "I am the Juggernaut bitch!"

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April 3, 2006 / Comics

Curry Bear's Comics - Teaching white people about brown culture.

Curry Bear’s Comics – Teaching white people about brown culture.

Hey boys and girls, hope your Monday is going well. I want to talk about white people in this entry. Specifically, our friend Mike, whom we call "White Mike". Why? Well, he is just...white. White

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April 2, 2006 / Restaurant Reviews

Curry Bear’s Restaurant Review – Benny Tudino’s

This past Friday, March 31st, me and four other friends of mine decided to go to Hoboken to eat at Benny Tudino's restaurant. We heard this place serves the biggest pizza slice in Jersey, so we had t

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April 1, 2006 / General

Curry Bear would like to apologize to an old friend.

Hello everyone, CB here. I want to make an apology to someone. A long time ago, when Curry Bear comics were first published, we made fun of a girl's abortion. The comics were published on a private s

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