March 30, 2006 / Events
Hello boys and girls. Curry Bear here. I hope you all know that I will be attending the Best of the Best dance competition on April 15th, 2006. You can see the banner for the event on top of the main
March 30, 2006 / General
I am writing this post to clarify something clear: I don't hate The Vector and nor do I hate the editor. Many people came up to me and said that The Vector is "gay" for not publishing my comic about
March 29, 2006 / General
Curry Bear here. I want to make one thing clear: I hate NJIT. I hate the bureaucracy and the people that are running the show. Many people at this school are insensitve. I call them pussies. They did
March 28, 2006 / Dance Competitions, Events, Fusion Competitions
Hi boys and girls, Curry Bear here. This past Friday, March 24th, I went to an Indian dance competition at Seton Hall. The event was called Dhamaka 2006 and took place at the Ritz Theater. The locatio
March 26, 2006 / TV
Today's epsisode of The Simpsons will feature a live intro with real people who resemble the characters of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and more. The live intro was created recently by the Britis
March 25, 2006 / News
Good morning boys and girls. Wakey wakey, hands off snakey. When I wake up after a long day of hibernation, I like to read the news. One of my favorite sites for news is Yahoo. As I am reading my mor
March 24, 2006 / General
Curry Bear here. I have been very sad for the past week. Main reason being the death of Tony Almeida and Curtis Lemansky. I know it's just television, but sometimes these things get to me. Sometimes
March 23, 2006 / News
Curry Bear here. I used to be an alcoholic kids. A long time ago, I once used to go out with a girl who looked just like Aishwarya Rai. She ran away with Pooh Bear and I turned to alcohol to take awa
March 22, 2006 / TV
Hi boys and girls, Curry Bear here. I am very sad today. This week hasn't been a good one. I know that dead people should be dead, but too many good men have died this week. I wish they would come ba
March 19, 2006 / News
Kids, Curry Bear is not stupid. He knows what college kids are upto these days. Especially college girls at Rutgers, a.k.a SLUTGERS. I am not saying ALL girls at Rutgers are sluts. I am saying that M
March 19, 2006 / TV
Kids, I just read some funky news on IMDB.com. Here is what the article said about Tom Cruise: "Tom Cruise forced Comedy Central to cancel a repeat of a controversial South Park episode lampooning
March 18, 2006 / Restaurant Reviews
Hi kids, Curry Bear here! Yesterday I went to Tangra Masala. It should be obvious that Curry Bear loves curry and all kinds of Indian food. However, Tangra Masala is a restaurant that serves Indian st
March 16, 2006 / General
Many of you wonder who the real Curry Bear is. Keep wondering because you will never find out. In the mean time, you can take a look at this sexy, new picture of Curry Bear below.
March 16, 2006 / News
Kids, there are some horrible things going on in this world. Genocide, famine, natural disasters, slavery and terrorism are just a few of them. None of them, however, can be compared to the pain of w
March 15, 2006 / TV
Curry Bear here. It should come as no suprise to you by now that Curry Bear is a big Jack Bauer fan. Jack Bauer is my hero. My other heroes include Vic Mackey and Amitabh Bachan. All of these men are
March 14, 2006 / Events
Hello kids, Curry Bear here. I just found out that I will be going to the Best of the Best Competition: Part Deux on April 15th at the New York City Center. My friend Mehal's girlfriend will be perfo
March 14, 2006 / Bollywood
Kids, Curry Bear just saw this Indian movie called Fight Club: Memebers Only and it SUCKED! I can't tell you how much this movie sucks. There aren't words in the English language to describe the
March 14, 2006 / News
I just read an article on Yahoo that said a three-year-old boy shot his mom in the knee. The article doesn't say why he shot his mother. All I'm saying is, Curry Bear is proud of this kid. I thought
March 14, 2006 / TV
Curry Bear is awake bitches! I was planning on hibernating till 2PM today, but fucking telemarketers woke me up. The first thing I did when I woke up was watch last night's episode of 24. If you don'
March 12, 2006 / Comics
So here is the Curry Bear story. I am Curry Bear. Curry Bear comics began as a simple joke about a white guy and a Pakistani guy: White Mike and Uneeq. More and more jokes were added every week un
March 4, 2006 / Comics
The new season of Curry Bear is back! Now with better characters, more jokes about Uneeq's stupidity, and less abortion stuff. Cause abortion is not funny.
