OK so you might be wondering why Curry Bear hasn’t posted an entry in two days. The truth is I took a break from being awesome and spent some time playing a few games I’ve been missing out on. Curry Bear is an awesome gamer when he is not blogging or begging for money.
The most recent addition to my library of cool video games is Grand Theft Auto IV. It’s a game where I can reenact my fantasies of running over hookers and beating up random strangers on the street. I don’t care what mommy and daddy have to say about this game, it is a lot of fun. This game is not just about running people over with cars and kicking their ass (if it were, the game would be titled “Newark, NJ” instead of GTAIV). You play a European FOB who has just arrived to Liberty City (a.k.a New York City). You go see your cousin and from there you try to make it rich. Sounds a lot like the plot for Scarface right? I honestly feel that if there were more games like these that let you kill people, bang hookers, run through red lights, steal cars and bang hookers again, then there would be less crime in this world. I sometimes fantasize about stealing my neighbors Audi A8, but because of this game I don’t do it. Any man who owns an Xbox 360 or PS3 must have this game in his library.
Mario Kart for the Wii is more fun than putting your roomate’s contact info under the “Men Seeking Men” section of Craigslist.org. The Mario Kart series is probably my favorite racing game series. Like ever. Grand Turismo can suck on my turtle shells. Mario Kart is basically racing with the opportunity to destroy all other racers with the wackiest objects. You can hit opponents with red shells, bananas, shrink them with lightning and even shock them with stars. These are only a few of the elements and there’s a lot more in store. Now that I think about it, Mario Kart is basically the kiddie version of GTA IV. If Mario Kart were like GTA IV, then Bowser would steal Mario’s cart and fuck the princess in the backseat. Although you don’t get any hookers in this game, they throw in one free steering wheel with the purchase. You don’t really need because the remote can act as a wheel alone. But it doesn’t hurt to own a $10 round piece of plastic to look cool while you turn side to side. It was hard to get used to the wheel but once you get a handle on it (yes, pun intended), it’s really easy. I like playing Mairo Kart by myself but it’s always more fun to destroy people you know. You may not have the guts to kill your annoying friends, but throwing a red turtle shell will help. In Mario Kart Wii, you can play multiplayer with 3 other people or race against others online. You can buy a Wii for Uncle Ramesh in Mumbai and race him. Hands down, Mario Kart is the most fun you’ll have in a racing game. The Wii makes it so much easy for non-gamers to get in on the action. If you ever see “Curry Bear” on Mario Kart online, holler at me doggies.
So yeah, these two games are basically what keep me busy. If you think C-Bear should be playing games you think are cool, then drop him a quick e-mail using the E-Mail C-Bear page.
You want to know something that Curry Bear hates? Girls who tell me “nothing is wrong” when it is obvious that something is seriously wrong. I hate it when I call up a girl and from the moment she says “hello”, I just know from the tone of her voice that she is pissed off at me. I don’t need to have Spider-sense to know that I am the reason she is angry. I ask, “So what’s bothering you?” and expect some bitching about how much I suck at life. But the “nothing is wrong, just forget it OK” response is worse. I would rather have a girl bitch and yell at me over something stupid than just say “nothing is wrong” in a somber tone. At least when she starts bitching, I can point the phone to the ground and save myself from the radiation.
Curry Bear started doing reviews because so many teams put their heart into a dance and left with nothing. Some teams got harsh criticism, but they came back stronger because of it. Some teams should have placed and they left with heavy hearts. Is it right for teams to put so much time and effort into a dance and see nothing for it? Curry Bear always reviews the management and the staff at events and acknowledges their hard work too. Curry Bear does his reviews for the ones who don’t see a dime from the event and just do it for the love, charity and awesomeness. Also, I often hear complaints about crappy events. Hopefully, event organizers take my comments to work on improvements. This is why Curry Bear does reviews for events. He does them for the teams, the fans, the aunties, the uncles and the hot daughters of uncles and aunties. I always try to do my review so people who aren’t up to date with the dance scene or avid readers of DDT will understand what I am talking about. And this is one thing people at PunjabOnline do not appreciate when I do bhangra reviews. Because I don’t use terms like “phumania”, “jugni”, “mirza”, “sayalkoti” and such when describing a performance, they tend to hate and say we don’t know anything about Bhangra. Had I used these terms, my readers, who do not have a PhD in bhangra, would have no idea what I am talking about. I try to help spread the culture and the dance scene with the reviews to my readers who’ve never been to one of these exhilarating events. 
Curry Bear met two lovely ladies a few weeks ago and had an amazing conversation with them. Ferri & Nore are two beautiful young desi girls with extensive background in Cosmetology. After talking to these two make-up artist about how horrible some desi girls look with their make-up. I came up with a brilliant idea to have them write an article for me. Please show Ferri & Nore some love and check out their first article. Please feel free to e-mail curry bear if you would like them to write about anything related with cosmetology and beauty. Curry Bear can get away with a lot of gay stuff, but writing an article about make-up would definitely require me to turn in my man card. This is good information for both men and women (and possibly bears). 
This weekend I saw Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay like most brown and chini people. The only thing I can say about this movie is that no review I write will be as funny as the movie itself. The movie picks up right after the first one with Kumar taking a massive dump after eating 30 burgers. On their way to Amsterdamn, Harold & Kumar run into trouble with the law when they’re mistaken for terrorists on a plane. Even though the movie is titled “escape from Guantanamo Bay”, the escape doesn’t take longer than 10 minutes. I thought this whole movie was about the escape, but I’m glad they didn’t turn the plot into the first season of Prison Break. 
